More Reader Comments from The Sun

[Salka]

More wonderfully stupid The Sun reader comments. This time regarding another missing girl in the UK, Shannon Matthews. The Sun are really pushing this story because I guess they got so much crap for the whole Madeleine debacle, being accused of only caring about her story because she's pretty and middle class, etc.

Anyway, here are some The Sun reader comments. Enjoy!

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But the burning question remains: who took her.

and why. why.

[Spaff]

[DanJW]

If it makes you feel any better, if she is dead, then at least that's one less carbon footprint eh?

[Salka]

One less chav.

Shame there isn't some kind of weird minority group like reserve paedos or something, which kidnap, rape and murder parents instead of children. Then all we'd have to do is put in place a proper procedure for looking after and correctly raising the orphans they leave behind into intelligent young people who will contribute to the world, even if only with their shining and pleasant personalities.

Instead, Shannon Matthews may be gone, but her seven siblings plus however more her unemployed mother pumps out between now and her death from cigarette smoke-induced lung cancer will grow up and continue to pollute the world with their worthless existence.

I was reading some fantastic excuse her (probably) biological father gave to the papers the other day, about how he rarely got to see her because he lived a few miles away and whenever he tried to see her, he'd run out of money or his car would break down or something. Brilliant.

[DanJW]

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[miffy495]

I AM THINKING OF THAT PRETTY LITTLE GIRL ALL THE TIME...

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...I can't be the only one who thought that...

[Coldkill]

Shame there isn't some kind of weird minority group like reserve paedos or something, which kidnap, rape and murder parents instead of children.

Aren't they just... you know... rapists and murders? Like normal ones... however normal one of those people is...

Miffy, I'm not entirely sure what image the "3" is supposed to be but that looks awfully distasteful...

[Ginger]

I AM THINKING OF THAT PRETTY LITTLE GIRL ALL THE TIME...

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...I can't be the only one who thought that...

I don't know what is wrong with me, but I did not.

[Ginger]

fuck her, she is fat and ugly, the only bad thing about her running away is that her ugly face is plastered everywhere. IMO as a missing child u should have to be 8 pretty before u get a national campaign.

[ThunderPeel2001]

One less chav.

Shame there isn't some kind of weird minority group like reserve paedos or something, which kidnap, rape and murder parents instead of children. Then all we'd have to do is put in place a proper procedure for looking after and correctly raising the orphans they leave behind into intelligent young people who will contribute to the world, even if only with their shining and pleasant personalities.

Instead, Shannon Matthews may be gone, but her seven siblings plus however more her unemployed mother pumps out between now and her death from cigarette smoke-induced lung cancer will grow up and continue to pollute the world with their worthless existence.

Dear Lord

[Salka]

fuck her, she is fat and ugly, the only bad thing about her running away is that her ugly face is plastered everywhere. IMO as a missing child u should have to be 8 pretty before u get a national campaign.

Agreed.

[DanJW]

Kidnappers these days just don't have good taste. An appalling slide in standards.

[toblix]

Wow, this got pretty ugly! What an ugly thread.

[DanJW]

We should report it t the moderators.

[Salka]

The moderators don't care about ugly threads I'm afraid. Only pretty ones.

[Salka]

In answer to the timeless question, WHO TOOK HER:

Fucking EVERYONE, apparently

[miffy495]

HOW? HOW?

...a kidnap plan based on an episode of Channel 4 show Shameless.

AND WHY? WHY?

Karen dumped Meehan last week after he was charged with 11 child porn offences...

Holy crap, this is alternatively horrible and hilarious. I'm laughing my ass off but I feel kinda bad about it. Some of the stuff is either so weird or so wrong I can't think of another reaction. The Channel 4 thing sent me over the edge and I giggled for quite a while. Thanks, Yufster. You've both made me laugh and made me feel bad about myself. I'm coming to understand that it's a talent you and Ginger share.

[DanJW]

OMG the TV made them do it! They were copying the TV! TV is evil and should be banned for the protection of the childrens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111eleventyone

[brkl]

It's not the TV, it's those evil screenwriters. They're Satanists, the lot of them.

[BooJaka]

This almost seems like the appropriate time for this...