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Sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom and cry until I have no tears left, because I know I will never be as good or funny or talented as Tim Schafer.

:'(

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Uhm, I'm sure you have other talents, like maybe knitting or cooking. You can lead a fulfilling life based on those talents and become as happy as Tim Schafer might be.

Offtopic but related: is doublefines next game set in space? The DFAN-header hints as does this interview. Something about 'broader physical space' and a whole world as a character itself.

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SPACE!!! Goddamnit why couldn't I think of something like that :'(

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I don't think it's related to space : the last banner was with a model car on an explosion... Schafer also stated that he was researching a lot in mythology and in the teaser picture he made - a shot of his monitor displaying a script for the new game that people manage to analyze as a repetition of two 'this is seeeecret' sentences - contained a book that apparently talked about plant evolution or something.

Heh, it's been a long time since DoubleFine was brought up in a discussion that didn't involve genetic experiment...

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I know I will never be as good or funny or talented as Tim Schafer.

Forgive my ignorance but what's drawn you to that conclusion, specifically?

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Right, I mean the catalyst for posting that sentiment in here. Which would appear to be seemingly out of the blue to my uninformed mind.

Speaking in plain English: has Tim just revealed a whizzy new project or something?

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Sometimes I just get reminded how much better than me he is, that's all.

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Any guesses as to what platform Tim is prepping his new game for? Or how long until we'll get an announcement?

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My memory is a little hazy but I think back at GDC Tim Schafer made a passing comment about an announcement not being too far off.

Umm, yeah, that information is not very helpful.

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Sometimes I just get reminded how much better than me he is, that's all.

I have an image in my head of Spaff telling you "Remember, Tim Shaef0r is much better than you."

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At writing and at humour, and he's handsomer, and he has a better eye for design and is smarter and softer and stronger and warmer and sort of better in most ways including: being a hero.

Sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom and cry until I have no tears left, because I know I will never be as good as James Spafford :'(

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But while you're locked in the bathroom, doesn't it just depress you more when you look in the mirror and see that the reflection is not Mr. Schafer?

Or Spafford.

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Wait, and think about this: Neither Tim nor James have boobs.

Well, maybe Tim does.

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Are you suggesting that Yufster's first step towards her personal perfection would be to have a sex change operation?

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I'm not suggesting anything. I'm merely hinting, nudging... suggesting, if you will.

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Uhm, I'm sure you have other talents, like maybe knitting or cooking.
Or: taking care: of b4b13s? :tup::tup::tup::tup::tup:

;(

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Sometimes I lock myself in the bathroom and cry until I have no tears left, because I know I will never be as good or funny or talented as Tim Schafer.

:'(

Where do u do this? Your bathroom has no lock on the door.

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It does, I've just never showed you because I know you like people walking in on you while you have your cock out.

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