Salka Posted January 27, 2007 I swear to god I wasn't like this when I was her age. My ten year old sister was just told off by our mum for having the Bebo name "Chocolate Bikini". she pretends like she doesn't know what it means... like she didn't choose a sexually provocative name on purpose. [19:03] Mia: how do i change my name on bebo [19:03] Rusalka: Why? [19:03] Mia: my name is wierd [19:04] Rusalka: How is it weird? Did Mum tell you off for having it? [19:04] Mia: no but yes [19:04] Rusalka: What do you mean? [19:05] Mia: she didnt, i just dont like it [19:05] Rusalka: Why not? [19:06] Mia: cous im only 10 [19:06] Rusalka: so? [19:06] Rusalka: Why can't you have it if you're only ten? [19:06] Mia: i dunno [19:07] Rusalka: What does it mean? [19:07] Mia: i dunno [19:07] Mia: [19:07] Rusalka: So why can't you have it? [19:08] Mia: [19:08] Mia: i dunno [19:08] Rusalka: Chocolate Bikini [19:08] Rusalka: What does "Chocolate Bikini" mean? [19:09] Mia: i dunno [19:09] Rusalka: Is it a bikini made of chocolate? [19:10] Mia: ewwwwwww [19:10] Mia: and i dunno [19:11] Mia: never mind [19:12] Mia: will you do my bebo quiz [19:13] Rusalka: I already did [19:13] Mia: i know [19:13] Mia: you win [19:13] Rusalka: ?? [19:15] Mia: do you like alcohol [19:15] Mia: i do She had the Chicken Pox recently, and tried to avoid CCTV cameras on the street in case she was filmed looking 'spotty'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted January 27, 2007 See this is the thing. There's a huge public panic in the UK right now about perverts "grooming" children on the internet, but I have a nasty suspicion that many children are in fact "self grooming". Dirty little buggers. Keep them away from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted January 27, 2007 PS we do have an age restriction on Thumbs don't we? Who was it saying they were 17? What are you doing in here? You're not supposed to be in here! Somebody pass me my pants quick!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted January 27, 2007 I swear to god she gets all these ideas from the media and watching the news and stuff... not from my family...but... She wrapped a scarf around her head on the train, to hide her chicken pox from Spaff's camera, and then chuckled and said, "Hahaha! I look like I'm gonna blow the train up!" We glanced around fearfully, shitting ourselves in case anybody had heard. And then we took an endearing photograph. oh what the hell, here are some pictures of my family, enjoy, bye! oh btw 56k warning ginger fancies Mia and luckily as Dan has pointed out she's self grooming herself, so that's great. Ginger, what do you think of the others? Not your type, or...? I bet my mum is better looking than all YOUR mums. Your mums are probably minging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted January 28, 2007 Rusalka, you look pretty young yourself in those pictures. Also, my mum could beat your mum in a catfight. Or possibly a bagpipe contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted January 30, 2007 Just so people don't go thinking Yuf has the monopoly on cute, I'd like to introduce you all to T: He was born today (yes, today!) at 12:36 by C-Section, weighing a healthy 9lbs. 13oz. -- which is about four-and-a-half of your New Earth Kilogrommits. Mrs. Vania and baby are doing very well, and Daddy was so happy he cried. Twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Posted January 30, 2007 Congrats, Vania and Mrs. Vania!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted January 30, 2007 Wooo! Long live the Vania family name! gratz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted January 30, 2007 Quick! Eradicate its original sin!! Congratulations Wrestle! You're baby is AWESOME LOOKING. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vimes Posted January 31, 2007 Congrats and everything! Babies have been raining around lately : this month ,my last-summer- internship-boss got one, my brother got one and so did a friend of mine. 'Hope the trend does keep going cause they'll be the ones to pay for my retirement, mwhahah. Plus, they are cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOPcagney Posted January 31, 2007 You know what's fun to do? Count backwards nine months to estimate when you were concieved. It gives you some interresting insight into how you came about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted January 31, 2007 Congratulations, man. Hope you, Mrs. V, and your daughters get enough rest with the new human aboard. Hell, still awesome even if you don't. Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted January 31, 2007 ((((((()))))))AWESOME((((((())))))) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eljay Posted January 31, 2007 Damn you toblix, no-one can top a hitler broadcast. Anyway, Awesome news indeed, congratulations to all the Vania family! (hmm that sounded a little too close to Sylvanian Families.... erk flashback to horrible repetitive adverts on TV!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted January 31, 2007 ((((((()))))))AWESOME((((((())))))) hahahahahahhahah hahahah oh man hahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha best ever. it may have to become sig stolen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted January 31, 2007 Congratulations! Is his name actually T? TVania Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eljay Posted January 31, 2007 T is clearly short for Transyl, a classic boy's name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted January 31, 2007 Oh man the hitlers!!!! You created a classic!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted January 31, 2007 T is clearly short for Transyl, a classic boy's name. God damnit, eljay! Here was me trying to be a responsible parent by protecting the young blighter's identity some, and you go and blow the whole thing out the water! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted January 31, 2007 Gratz Vania on the baby. I can't do awwwws so I won't try ¬¬. If I could though I would! ¬¬ Hmmm a phrase which came up so much within the past 4 weeks it was obscene: Social Conditioning. Dag nabbit... ¬¬. Cold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
