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I love you, Spafford (The Spaff Appreciation Thread)

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Dear Spaff,

You ares teh awesome. Let's see... you founded mixnmojo and gave me hosting space, and started a revolution bigger than nintendo's! Plus, you've inspired us all with your mother fucking goose.

Oh, and remember that time you confirmed the name of the xbox 360? I do remember I did a realistic rendering of that moment:

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IT is SO TEH TREU!111~,,dfja. :tup:

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peterpan.jpg

I love you too!!! Here's your face photoshopped onto a Peter Pan poster because I can't sleep.

WIN!!!

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That's hawt. I'd hit it. If I was gay. Or if spaff was a girl. And I was a lesbian. :shifty:

Hey, wait a minute. What if... oh yeah, that's the stuff:

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as do I. Spaff has truly confirmed just how awesome our joystick is by endorsing it in his picture, which has earlier been described as "teh sex." Thus, our joystick becomes the "teh" in "teh sex." Guess what the other part is?

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[14:10] b0b: ok I read the thread

[14:10] b0b: and now I feel slightly ill

[14:11] Rusalka: I didn't start it

[14:11] b0b: no..

[14:11] b0b: but you were clearly WAITING for something like this to happen

[14:11] b0b: so you could jump on it

[14:11] b0b: like a kitten gleefully jumping on an unattended ball of yarn

[14:12] b0b: also I wouldn't put it past you to have evilly manipulated whoever it was that did start the thread...

[14:12] b0b: knowing of your penchant for playing games with weak-minded geeks on the interweb...

[14:12] Rusalka: what? that's a horrible accusation!

[14:13] Rusalka: Also enjoy this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/Pict0rz178.jpg

[14:14] b0b: GODDAMIT

[14:14] b0b: !!!

[14:14] b0b: I didn't need to see that again

[14:14] b0b: that's it

[14:14] Rusalka: :)

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:erm: (this concerns the whole damn thread)

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Wuxtry!

Gristle Ice Cream says:

surely the question is, why is it that netmonkey started the thread

Gristle Ice Cream says:

and you didn't

Gristle Ice Cream says:

even though you're his girlfriend

Gristle Ice Cream says:

?

Rusalka says:

I made him do it

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New facts uncovered!

Gristle Ice Cream says:

you did?

Rusalka says:

No

Rusalka says:

I just lied

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New facts uncovered!

Rusalka says:

I just lied

Which leaves the question, can we believe anything she says? :shifty:

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what's important is that we all share a love of Spaff, a love that brings us together and unites us in a common interest... so shut up Nick.

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New facts uncovered!

Rusalka says:

I just lied

That might actually be the oldest fact on record.

... :getmecoat

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I have that joystick.

That's my joystick.

Here's a picture of two of my sisters:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Yufster/DSC004281.jpg

The one on the left has a crush on Spaff. Pirate Ben wrote her a poem but I can't post it here because she's 9 and he'd be arrested.

Here's a picture of a cat that looks like hitler:

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Spaff loves this picture.

PS. the first time I met spaff he pwned me with happy. but before that, there was a competition on idle thumbs... he organised it... it was basically Cluedo... he messed up and told me all the wrong things so I lost, when in fact I SHOULD HAVE WON, so he still owes me copies of driv3r or something.

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I feel I should comment on my love of Spaff :)

The first time I met him was the first time I'd met any of Rich's friends and I was a bit :eek: about it all and I got talking to Spaff and we talked about Lucasarts and he gave me some Monkey Island grog and lots of merchandice stuff and gave me a hug and I thought he was awesome :)

He also has a lovely habit of giving me wine when I go round his house. Generally in mugs.

Much Spaff <3

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Heyyy... that's not my arm...

;(

thanks for ruining everything, ben ;( ;(

(it's ben's arm)

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If Spaff really existed I would love him, but he is a false idol that yufster, Marek and bob created as the catalysts for their plans of world domination (never trust the Irish Scots or Dutch they are evil people). All the pictures u see are photo-shopped with parts taken from the most attractive people in the world (the lips are mine).

But guys it is time to stop it.

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