Spaff

The Giveaway 2: The Singles.

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I'vwe got some DOA Extreme Beach volleyball ones, I think there's some of those still floating about. :grin:

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You'll lie down, you don't "lay" down. Unless you're putting something else down.

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Trust chris to come and correct the spelling & Grammar ;)

ok this contest is now over, most of the games have been sent (7 of them i think), if you havent yet claimed your prize you still can, just pm me but this is no longer a sticky :)

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You'll lie down, you don't "lay" down. Unless you're putting something else down.

1.) I have poetic license.

2.) My english degree didn't cover spelling and grammar.

3.)(stealing a page from someone elses book) Fuck you.

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3.)(stealing a page from someone elses book) Fuck you.
You're a good apprentice.

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I know this is over, but I think I found the ultimate pickup line:

- I fill you with babies! :deranged::crazy:

It has a 999% accuracy and +50 in style! It even works on bagels! :nuts:

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See above statement. Read #3 twice.

I don't know; "elses" still looks wrong no matter how many times I read it...

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A guy at work, he doesn't know if he's from America, Belgium or South Africa... he goes around offering to give all of us (the girls) 'babies'. To quote:

"I know what you need. You need baby. I give you baby."

He's got his Chris Kringle/Secret Santa all planned out...

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Woot! I just got my copy of The Singles! Now I can get a love life, without having to get out of my chair... :woohoo:

Oh, and Spaff... I'm glad you like my butt, but someone else is already wearing it as a hat. I only have so much to go around. ;)

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I only just noticed this;

You'll lie down, you don't "lay" down. Unless you're putting something else down.
Girl: Why don't we play armies? You can lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you.

Chris: You'll LIE down, you don't LAY down. Unless you're putting something else down.

Girl: Oh, my, GOD!!! ...Let's make out!

Chris: Just let me tidy away my Legos.

Girl: WTF? Legos? omg, wtf is legos, loser?

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Woot! I just got my copy of The Singles! Now I can get a love life, without having to get out of my chair... :woohoo:

Join the club...

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Girl: Why don't we play armies? You can lay down and I'll blow the hell out of you.

Chris: You'll LIE down, you don't LAY down. Unless you're putting something else down.

Girl: Oh, my, GOD!!! ...Let's make out!

Chris: Just let me tidy away my Legos.

Girl: WTF? Legos? omg, wtf is legos, loser?

:innocent: Someone help me, I think just fell in love with three pairs of ankles.

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:innocent: Someone help me, I think just fell in love with three pairs of ankles.
Stand in the line. ;(

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Yay! Poing! I got my copy of The Sinlges too!

When I got the package I thought it was Future Boy or something I won on Ebay, but I got The Singles and Idle Thumbs card with this:

-"Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like some?" :naughty:

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each contest winner has a chat up line... each one is from some horrible website or another or perhaps from the mouths of colleagues....

well anyways, apologies for the horror of reading how i want to wear your ass as a hat ¬¬ :)

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each contest winner has a chat up line... each one is from some horrible website or another or perhaps from the mouths of colleagues....

well anyways, apologies for the horror of reading how i want to wear your ass as a hat ¬¬ :)

Aah. I was getting worried by "I'm like chocolate! I go straight to your ass :)"...

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