I do my little turn on the cat(amari)walk

[Alex]

I was google searching for images of corporate-suited men (for reasons which we need not go into at the moment) and came across this rather bizarre addition. Is it just me, or does this bear a startling resemblance to a katamari?

Either that or a gymnast is being savaged by a herd of giant killer bees

[Savage Cabbage]

It is, infact, an exploding anal ulcer. Nick or Spaff can confirm this.

[Spaff]

confirmed

what?

[Nick]

[Savage Cabbage]

I feel, in retrospect, that I should stress that to my knowledge neither have actually suffered an anal ulcer - infact, I am not even certain such a rectal ejection condition exists. But they are learned individuals with wisdom beyond all of us. IF anyone could confirm my opinion it would be these two. Or Ben. Or Bob. Or Treesus.

[Knar]

Even is he is a katamari, he's lopsided and therefore will make a bad Katamari. The King would be mad at him.

[Savage Cabbage]

Even is he is a katamari, he's lopsided and therefore will make a bad Katamari. The King would be mad at him.

I am that king, did you know?

[Knar]

no, seriously?

And what does the king say?

[Jake]

And what does the king say?

I believe he says this.

[Savage Cabbage]

That is quite precise.

I am also known for making sweeping statements suchasonesuchthis: "If a blind man can see the future, does he not have vision?"

I know. Compose yourself. You are in the presence of kingship, don't you know?

[Knar]

Seriously?

Although your kingship has made grandiose statements as such, you could and should have capitalized on commanding me to something like

"Give me all your money"

And I would have done so. Unfortunately, you have wasted your initial and ergo, most impressive statement so now your subsequent commands have less of an effect on me.

Too late, it's been squandered. You cannot go back.

[Savage Cabbage]

Seriously?

Although your kingship has made grandiose statements as such, you could and should have capitalized on commanding me to something like

"Give me all your money"

And I would have done so. Unfortunately, you have wasted your initial and ergo, most impressive statement so now your subsequent commands have less of an effect on me.

Too late, it's been squandered. You cannot go back.

Tis not your money I sought but just a moment to be blessed with the courage to ask for your hand. A queen I longed for to share my billions. Alas, it would seem you are cold to me. My search thus will begin afresh. I shall not be weakened by your blow. Yet it will last for all life that the fire will burn in my very soul at the loss I must accept that is you my fair queenwhocouldhavebeen...

[Knar]

Tis not your money I sought but just a moment to be blessed with the courage to ask for your hand. A queen I longed for to share my billions. Alas, it would seem you are cold to me. My search thus will begin afresh. I shall not be weakened by your blow. Yet it will last for all life that the fire will burn in my very soul at the loss I must accept that is you my fair queenwhocouldhavebeen...

It's okay. I'll take the guy who offered me trillions.

[Savage Cabbage]

It's okay. I'll take the guy who offered me trillions.

Tsk. Typical (C3PO).

[Jake]

"Fine. [jaunty reposturing of shoulders] Go that way."

[Savage Cabbage]

I ride on. Broken, anal ulcered, but hopeful...

[Nick]

Haha, I emjoyed that.