So,

[Salka]

Just up a tree in my pyjamas in the middle of the night. You know how it is. I'm so fucking happy I could climb that tree and throw myself out of it and I'd probably bounce.

I'm happier than most of you here today FACT.

[Jake]

Why?

[Dingo Chavez]

I love going for a walk on a cool cloudy night/break of dawn wearing a hip yet comfortable sweater.

Pyjamas you say? Maybe next time.

Trees you say? Nah, I'll just try to fly if I'll climb anything taller than 2.50 meters.

[Salka]

Obviously you guys in fact DON'T know how it is. One day you'll be as happy as I am. Until then, I'm far more happy than you could ever hope to be. You can't just want these things to happen and they magically do. Or do they? The tree was rather cold and windy, in retrospect Pyjamas was not a great idea. I think you need to reach out and talk to those people you took for granted before. Tut tut. I won't jump off the tree, only very small babies can bounce.

[netmonkey]

Pajamas, you say?

I prefer the way of boxer shorts and a white shirt.

[baconian]

Why?

yeah. why? Why are you so happy and I remain lost and alone in a sea of lost loneliness. WHY, goddamnit?

[Nick]

I can be happier with drugs than you can ever be without them.

Are you on drugs?

[Salka]

Yes but you cannot share my drug because it is mine all mine hahahahahaha

[netmonkey]

Drugs, you say?

It all makes sense now.

[Salka]

It's a secret drug that only very privileged people can have. It is very very special and very very rare, but also very very wonderful. Personally I think you're just jealous but what do I know? Not much outside of my own little world right now. My world of drugs.

[MrChlorophyll]

Oh come off it. You're just hopped up on NyQuil and you know it.