JamesBarris Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) My wife and I have agreed on a safeword. Typically these are used by adults in adult situations, however this isn't exactly our usage. I am very ticklish, and when being tickled i am dangerous. Objects are broken, limbs lash about with no regard, my innate grappling goes into effect and fingers and thumbs are dug into anything that would prevent further tickling. I am completely unable to breath, its ridiculous. All involved are full of regret. To give me a momentary reprieve, our safeword is "********* emergency," which is good for about 5 minutes so we can come up with reparations/treaties that are per-destined to end at midnight, where it could all begin again. Anyway, does anyone else have a ridiculous safeword with their loved ones? Edited March 19, 2018 by JamesBarris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted March 19, 2018 The second "Really?" We are both gullible and it is fun for us to fool each other, but it can feel like a betrayal if it goes to far. The first "Really?" we are allowed to embellish the lie. But on the second "Really?" we say "No, not really." I find that this constraint makes the joke much better. I think it encourages us to see how far we can push that one and only opportunity for embellishment while maintaining a sliver of belief in our mark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xepherys Posted March 20, 2018 ********* is our safeword. For obvious reasons. Edit: Wait, what? LOL Pine-apple is disallowed here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jennegatron Posted March 20, 2018 it never stops being funny when people find out that pineappl e is censored on the forums. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted March 20, 2018 Huh, pineapple is censored? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xepherys Posted March 20, 2018 19 hours ago, Spenny said: Huh, ********* is censored? What character set are YOU using? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted March 20, 2018 Latin alphabet? I'm on mac, maybe that's why it works for me. It's easy to write pineapple from an Apple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesBarris Posted March 20, 2018 I was wondering why it was censoring on my initial post. "Pineappl3 Emergency" is good for us because it is hard to say while laughing so it helps prevent false positives Share this post Link to post Share on other sites