Damn Centipedes

[Jayel]

My room is infested with centipedes and earwigs!

I don't get it. Why are they in my room??? I have no houseplant and I throw out my garbage! There's nothing to eat here except me!

And why do they hide behind my bed?? I need to sleep!!

[OftenK]

First the funny water and now this. ...I gotta tell you, Jayel. Your situation's looking kinda.....eew.

[Jayel]

I hate this place. I'm living nearby a lake, so every time I walk to school, bugs hit my face and some get into my mouth.

In Fall, ladybugs are everywhere and they get into my pockets and shirt sleeves.

I used to like bugs as a kid and used to play with them, but now I just can't stand them. I don't care if they've got 6 legs or 8 legs or 12000 legs or.....

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Ever occur to you that you may be the unwitting victim of...........[gulps]...... BUG LOVE?!!!!

[Jayel]

A condition that plagues all programmers, I'm sure!

[Erwin_Br]

Sounds familiar. I always have to go hunting for bugs before I go to bed. I just can't sleep with the idea an earwig might crawl into my... uh, ear.

--Erwin

[MrHoatzin]

I have nothing against a bed full of field bugs. That condition reminds me of my summer house.

[manny_c44]

I have a sinking feeling about killing insects...makes me think about our universe and hubble pictures. Real thinking is depressing, I'm not the only one.

[Skinkie]

My friend's mom had an earwig crawl into her ear, and they had to take her to the hospital to get it flushed out. Freaky.