The internet is full of weirdos... apparently, I'm one of them

[Alex]

Some random guy just added me to his MSN list, and for a few short minutes we had one of the most bizarre conversations i have had for a long time.

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[22:41] Marco - wo ist die Frau, die sich in mich verliebt?: hi alex

[22:43] Alex: hello mystery person who knows my name!

[22:45] Marco - wo ist die Frau, die sich in mich verliebt?: yes i found your name in a group. is that right, that you have some vids of lolitas or mylola?

[22:45] Alex: er...

[22:46] Alex: i think it is possible that you have confused me with someone else

[22:46] Marco: ok, who knows

[22:46] Alex: where was this?

[22:46] Marco: i wish you a good night, and bye

[22:46] Marco: i dont know anymore

[22:46] Alex: weird

[22:47] Alex: ok well i hope you find some... er lolitas... somewhere else

[22:47] Marco: ok do you have vids of young girls

[22:47] Alex: sorry, no

[22:48] Alex: well, i suppose technically "yes"

[22:48] Alex: but they wouldn't interest you

[22:49] Marco: why?

[22:49] Marco: you dont know my taste

[22:50] Alex: er... because they're of a friend of mine messing around with the dog and things like that

[22:50] Marco: nothing sexua?

[22:50] Alex: no

[22:50] Marco: or naked or so

[22:50] Marco: gym or weightlifting or anything like that

[22:51] Alex: what the fuck? you want videos of underage girls weightlifting?

[22:51] Alex: that is fucked up

[22:52] Alex: underage girls don't even do that!

[22:52] Marco: not underage some young girls and women

[22:52] Marco: you know varya akulova

[22:52] Alex: no!

[22:53] Marco: thats a young russian girl who is also known as the strongest girls of the world

[22:53] Marco: see www.varyaakulova.com

[22:54] Marco: theres a 160mb file, but you have to donate. unfortunatly

[22:54] Alex: and you like this sort of thing?

[22:58] Marco: yeah

[22:58] Marco: what do you like

[22:58] Alex: having sex with real women

[22:59] Alex: who are my age

[23:01] Marco: ok then bye

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So yeah... my twenty minutes with a raving paedo-barn. Still, what can you expect from a guy who looks like this?

Marital status:

Single and Looking

¬ ¬

[Spaff]

LMFAO thats the sickest fucking guy ive ever seen in my life.

[Salka]

:tup:

Best ever!

[22:50] Alex: er... because they're of a friend of mine messing around with the dog and things like that

[22:50] Marco: nothing sexua?

[22:50] Alex: no

[Alex]

update:

He is clearly a Tintin racial stereotype, to boot:

[Nachimir]

[22:58] Marco: what do you like

[22:58] Alex: having sex with real women

[22:59] Alex: who are my age

[23:01] Marco: ok then bye

Hilarious

I'm tempted to reinstall an IM client just so I can take the piss out of freakish strangers.

[Trithemius]

update:

He is clearly a Tintin racial stereotype, to boot:

Astounding! That is precisely what the picture made me think of too!

If only he was Japanese and into intrigue and opium smuggling as well as pre-pubescent Russian weightlifters...

[miffy495]

Holy shit that's awesome. Reminds me of some conversations a friend of mine used to send me every now and then. See, she was unlucky enough to be Chinese and have the last name "Ho." Plenty of funny conversations ensue when you're in such a situation. That thing with the dog there forced me to take a break so I could breathe again. Thanks for putting that up, man. Made my day.