Historical Beef™ is a meat curation simulator featuring meat from game history. You play the protagonist, the meat curator, whose job it is to prepare museum displays of exquisite meats for public consumption (with the eyes, not the mouth). When your exhibit is opened, you arrangement of meats will be judged and graded.
Will your displays get the brisket, or be a load of tough rump?
This is being made by two dudes with no game dev experience but a lot of aesthetic meat guile. Fingers crossed!