melmer

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  1. Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary

    I started reading about 3 years ago, I can't remember how or why. I think I as duped In fact I think I've always been here, pulsing away, slowly growing, becoming more aware. It was 3 of your earth years ago that I learnt how to interact with my surroundings... So I started posting shit on this forum
  2. The Shitty Joke/Anti-Joke Thread

    An English man, Irishman and a Scottish man find a magical slide whatever you say when your slide down the slide you land in! The English man goes first and says Gold and lands in a pile of Gold The Scottish man goes second and says Silver and lands in a pile of Silver the Irish man goes third and says weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  3. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    they are all right i guess what if we do all this and they don't even mention it? Or worse they only mention it briefly and say "we''ll post some pictures up on the blog" which guarantees nothing gets posted on the blog
  4. PlayStation+

    EU games are revealed http://blog.eu.playstation.com/2014/01/22/playstation-plus-in-february-bioshock-infinite-metro-last-light-outlast-more/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+SCEEBlog+%28blog.eu.playstation.com%29 29th January: Metro Last Light 29th January: BioShock Infinite 29th January: Dynasty Warriors Next 29th January: ModNation Racers: Road Trip 5th February: Outlast Pretty Stella month, shame that I've already played practically everything on it but that's my fault
  5. Check out my tree. (Google+ made it twinkle)
  6. Metro: Last Light

    i am playing this video game if you had asked me yesterday i would've sung its praises, but i played a bit this morning (i skived off work this morning as i had a doctors appointment, apparently i've taken a life times worth of steroids over the part 4 years and if i keep taking them i may develop diabetes and something bad might happen to my bones :? rad. i take them for chronic sinusitis...it sucks) and i'm stuck in a death loop. All the over ground stuff so far has been terrible, don't give me limited amount of breathing time in a linear level full of scripted events which govern how much time it takes for you to get through said level. I'm stuck in a asphyxiation death loop and there's nothing i can do about it. The real kicker is that in the previous 10mins of gameplay i had found 2 gas mark off of the critical path. stupid game
  7. The Shitty Joke/Anti-Joke Thread

    I had this girlfriend once who had a tattoo of a seashell on the inside of her thigh and if you put your ear against it you could smell the sea
  8. The Shitty Joke/Anti-Joke Thread

    knock yourself out http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/
  9. San Francisco Residents!

    cha cha cha cha charmin at least it'll be quilted
  10. San Francisco Residents!

    haha that song is amazing... SOLD The Exploratorium looks fun, i'll see if i can drag her there. We completely randomly saw the bodies exhibition when we were in New York and i don't think she ever forgiven me We did a Baseball game in Miama a few years back (The Tampa Bay Rays, they had just won some league and it was there homecoming friendly game, apparently it was a big deal), we lasted until the first change over so like 1/20 of the game
  11. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    I'm pretty sure I'm shammacks wife, if not... Then who the hell is that in my bathroom?
  12. PlayStation+

  13. San Francisco Residents!

    We booked this place like ten minutes after that clown screwed us https://www.airbnb.co.uk/rooms/1693247 Thanks for the offer!
  14. San Francisco Residents!

    That's gonna be a hard sell, my girlfriend isn't a great lover of "old shit" We messaged this guy on airbnb to double check his place is available the week we want it and the fucker has put the price up £150 for just that week. Fuck him. So we're looking at places quite a bit cheaper now so we have more money for cheese burgers
  15. goty.cx - It's that time of last year again

    i purposely put off playing it as i heard a tiny rumour that they might release a next gen version, which bared no fruit. Another new rumour is that'll it be part of PS+ next month in the UK I've actually just added to my rental list this morning because i'm fend up of waiting so, should be paying it in a couple of days (yep, its already been dispatched)
  16. San Francisco Residents!

    We've booked our flight and going to book our accommodation tonight through airbnb, staying near nob hill on the first week of May Can i pick your brains on some stuff, like... Should we visit the tourist prison? (we're really not that interested, but if its a MUST SEE then we can be swayed) And just pretty much any cool thing/places to visit that might not be on our radar? (My girlfriend has clocked the Smuggler's Cove bar) We're probably book ourself on to this pub crawl http://pubcrawlsanfrancisco.com thanks
  17. PlayStation+

    bummer Those hour long demos/trials aren't time specific, i think they're available to plus members all the time. (i've never actually download any of these trials so i don't really know how they work) Delete it all off of your ps3 and select 'add to cart' on here, that should do it, although you will have to download it all again https://store.sonyentertainmentnetwork.com/#!/en-us/cid=UP1001-NPUB31128_00-BSIPSNEFIGSPSCEA?smcid=sen:bioshockinfinite:UP1001-NPUB31128_00-BSIPSNEFIGSPSCEA:game-subscription
  18. Oculus rift

    Lasted video I saw of lucky (at ces) he was saying that oculus rift would be its own 'platform'. Sound like they are shooting for way more than just a periheral The interview was with hip hop gamer
  19. Oculus rift

    Playstation vision
  20. Incognita

    I knew someone would write that yes, I know the difference. You're all terrified of robots taking over the world, but you've already let them in! They're procedurally generating your entertainment, what's next? Procedurally 3d printing your meals based on your google search history
  21. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    Go on then. But only because Sean is going to be so pissed off that he hasn't got anything
  22. Suck box? Crap box? SEX BOX

    7:50 http://youtu.be/abqsrp06OZ0