Consolevania mocks me with its downloads

[Jake]

No, this isn't a bitter rant about how bitTorrent sucks for small-traffic files, even though that is true.

Instead, I must point out that while www.consolevania.com claims CV4 is out, the Consolevania download page only goes up to three. They are apparently liars. Miscreants. Swindlers of hope.

Where is my new episode?

[Chris]

They say...

CV4 has launched! By the end of this week, the torrent sites shall have this glistening new episode pumping from every inch of their torrent-holes. And what to expect from your shiny, slippery download?

[Jake]

How deceptive.

[Huz]

How deceptive.

So true! They did the same for Episode 3, except that time they actually gave the name of the Bittorrent site you had to crawl around in. Too bad I can't remember what it was. :~

Oh, except this time they really do mean it's not available for download yet, apparently. Hmmm.

[Huz]

Mohh. They are taking the piss now.

[Huz]

OK, it seems they have ceased taking the piss.

Get your vitriol here, allegedly.

Come on, quickly! Speed my download, tools of Bittorrent!

[Marek]

This is most definitely the best Consolevania yet. Get it.

[Chris]

And Legend is back!

[Jake]

http://www.game-paused.com/cvepisodes/cvtype4.avi !

...a(n) HTTP download for those who can never get the CV bittorrent seeds to properly ... seed. The filesize is a bit smaller than the torrent copies but it's stlil very enjoyable. This is a great episode.