Noel Gallagher Solves Youth Crime

[ThunderPeel2001]

"If kids are sitting up all night smoking super skunk and they come so desensitised to crime because they're playing these video games, it's really, really scary."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/the_p_word/newsid_7489000/7489988.stm

His grasp of the problems facing a modern Britain is outstanding.

[Ginger]

I assume he has a new album coming out so needs to complain about things so that people remember him.

[DanJW]

He has first-hand experience of drugs and violence. I say that makes him qualified!

[Ginger]

But he was never cool enough to carry a knife.

[DanJW]

No, he prefers to glass people.

[Ginger]

pfff so 90s

[Roderick]

Super skunk? Honestly, what does that even mean? This is just as ridiculously inbred as that whole rapper culture in America. I take fantastic pleasure in watching drivel like Making The Band when I'm working out. In it, the self-crowned king of rap, P. Diddy, explains that people need to 'keep it real' and 'get nekkid'. His brilliant idea for a new album consists of ,,something about the ups and downs of relationships. Something with real emotion, nomsayin? Songs like 'I love you' and 'I hate you'."

I salute you, King of Rap. For making that hour on the treadmill so very much filled with pity and mockery. Mind you, this guy makes millions on shit like that.