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Things You Can Do With Your Brutal Legend Tee

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I've just received a sexy Brutal Legend tee through my mailbox. So from now on I'll be updating this thread daily, listing all the things that you can do with the excellent new Brutal Legend tees.

Things You Can Do With Your Brutal Legend Tee: Part I

...Hide the fact that those jeans you wore when you were 16 don't fit you any more.

The stylish length of the BL t-shirt ensures that it will cover the top button that burst against your tummy that one time you sat down too soon after eating.

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...Experience love for the first time.

But real love, not just the kind you share with your lover or spouse.

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...Put your Double Fine buttons all over it.

Put them on in any way that you please, in order to increase sexiness.

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#4:Make a temporary nappy(diaper to our US friends) so that u can play WoW without having to go to the toilet (For when u've run out of proper adult nappies).

#5: Spare Cum rag (tissues can be expensive and environmentally waseful)

#6: Fashion a hammock for your kitten

#7: (This one only big people can do) Put it on and pretend to get angry, tense your muscles and pretend you are the incredible hulk (NB if the item of clothing you do this to, as I'm sure many brutal legends T-shirts will be, is due to go to a charity shop u may feel a pang of bad karma for doing this, but it is still worth it).

I haven't got any photos to upload, but if I'm giving a brutal legend T-shirt I will upload photos of them all, it'll have to be a small one to get 7 to work.

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Pictures of me playing WoW naked have been transmitted over the internet, I was playing and drinking with a friend via video link, we ended up getting naked. Play was interrupted by the occasional moon, sadly he had the foresight to capture the images where I did not.

I know naked WoW is not quite as good as nappy WoW, but pictures of latter will not appear until I get my free t-shirt.

To Rusalka: that was mean, why am I not welcome, I was getting into the spirit of things and trying to help u out with the next part of your list.

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I know naked WoW is not quite as good as nappy WoW, but pictures of latter will not appear until I get my free t-shirt.

DO NOT WANT

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Please post the pic anyway. I'll let you wear MY tshirt when you come here.

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Baseball shirts are one of the few styles of shirt that don't make me look kinda dumb. I really love them, I just wish it were an image of concept art or something that doesn't so obviously scream GAME MERCHANDISE!!!! That kind of thing always turns me off a bit.

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I feel deep empathy for Spaff's losing you to the Brütal Legend t-shirt, even though he never stood a chance. Heartbreaking photographic coverage!

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Yes, this this aggressively disappointing. Then again, there is a particularly noteworthy Tom Cruise thread going on demanding everyone's fullest attention.

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Hahahah I took the wind out of the sails of this bit of Spam, I think yufster could well be a schafer made spam bot, and spaff fell in love with a yufsterbot, and he knows a bot, a yufsterbot

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I love the way your posts often don't really make sense, and are very poorly constructed but in an endearing way.

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