Roderick Posted December 18, 2007 haha, yeah right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 SHE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY ALL THAT PRETTY TO BEGIN WITH! This is proof that the only reason men fancied her to begin with was because she looks about ten. Shame on you, paedos. Is that the surprised look she had on her face when you were imagining showing her the special lollipop in your pants? Oh wait, no, she has mousy brown unfucked hair in this picture. Let me find one from when people actually started to fancy her, when she dyed her hair blonde: Oops this is all I can find when I search for "Britney Spears Hair" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 18, 2007 When they were both starting their careers and the school talk was who'd you rather britney or Christina, I was the only one who came down on Christina (or should I say went down on), she had this sexy aura around her that I found lacking in Britney. I couldn't understand why so many people seemed besotted with her Britney's vanilla sexual packaging. Around her slave for time Britney was looking very good (but still never got the sex appeal down IMO), but then Christina countered with Dirty and dominated once again. even tho Christina has lost the Dirty vibe and stolen the Scarlet Johanson's 1920's sexy elegance style I'm still liking what she does, sadly I can't say the same about britney. W00t that trip down memory lane of pop princess attraction in my mid teens has spared me 5 minutes of thinking about preconditioned conjugate Gradient methods, thank Yufster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 Christina is a dirty greasy shiny STD-ridden tramp. You were wrong to fancy either of them. EDIT: holy shit at first glance that looks like a penis. Anyway here is the face of someone you should find attractive, if you do not find the following face attractive then you are wrong and you need to change your opinion about me: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 Ahh shit it's too late, I've gone and Britney'd it up: I'm super bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 18, 2007 what looks like a penis in the christina picture, if Istruggle I can kind of see one in her elbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thrik Posted December 18, 2007 I like how in that picture Spaff and Yufster are looking at the camera because clearly someone is taking a photo, while Ginger is staring into thin air yet looks as if he thinks he's looking into a camera. Now there could actually be two cameras there, but I find it funnier to imagine the first scenario. Also, Britney looks like Hitman in this picture: She's even holding her umbrella like a shotgun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted December 18, 2007 She's actually snapped her umbrella in twain out of purest frustration. Dare I venture? Those fucking unicorns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eljay Posted December 18, 2007 ginger, look at the man's wrist just to the left of christina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 Oh my god, my life has been ruined, Spaff just asked who the third man in that picture of me, himself and Ginger was. It was me I'm not even kidding, there are tears in my eyes. I wanted to trick people into thinking I was pretty because I posted a picture of myself after posting pictures of Britney "Monster Munch" Spears and Christina AIDSuleria, so your points of comparison were shit, but then Spaff thought I was a man and that was even AFTER he'd seen the pictures of Spears and Aeugeralia, my life is ruined I'm better off dead now. I photoshopped myself to look prettier (also so that my face is less like Kenty's, who Spaff mistook me for...) :'( (that picture looks a bit like Kate Bush now...) PS. I'm still super bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 Yeah that looks like a man, I can see it now. Man I want to have a biography published now just so that can be the cover pic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted December 18, 2007 Jebus, did she raid a pie factory or something? Also, I think I should be quiet about other guys girlfriends... It doesn't tend to go well when I err... nvm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 18, 2007 WHAT, IT DOESN'T GO DOWN WELL WHEN YOU ASK WHETHER THEY'VE JUST RAIDED A PIE FACTORY, COLDKILL? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted December 18, 2007 ... Crap... No, it looks like Britney raided a Pie factory in the first picture. Hell, she's even giggling about it by the looks of it: It doesn't tend to go well when I talk with and/or about guys girl friends... Imagine beer, friends girl friend and a walk home in the rain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted December 18, 2007 Poor, simple cow's finally snapped. Can't condemn her for it either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted December 18, 2007 You can't expect a normal person to be able to endure that kind of pressure. Especially when there's fucking unicorns involved I'd crack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted December 18, 2007 I recognize that expression! Now, what was it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted December 18, 2007 That face wants me to back slowly away from my PC... Must... look... away... GAAAHHH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 19, 2007 SHE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY ALL THAT PRETTY TO BEGIN WITH! She totally was. As a girl, do you think your opinion of if a girl is hot is valid to men? Or only to other women? Or lesbians and gays? Britney rules! She's a well hot fatty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thrik Posted December 19, 2007 I have to agree that Britney was pretty excellent on the eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted December 19, 2007 She was okay, though it's largely the slutty outfits, airbrushing, heavy makeup, photoshoppery, hype and massive tv exposure that did it. I hate airbrushed model pictures. They overdo it so much sometimes that they look more muppet than human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
