Rusalka Schafer

[Salka]

[Roderick]

I can't really tell if it's a fake or not. If it is, nicely done; if it isn't, nicely done. You do get around, miss.

[DanJW]

Thats clearly a photo of Tim Schaeffer posing next to a cardboard cut-out of Yufster.

[Marek]

It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

In case you didn't know or have a life, the above is an obscure quote from Star Trek

[eljay]

Indeed, sadly or pleasingly (you decide) I thought of the self same quote.

But then I always do whenever I see something fake, it's such an oddly pleasing quote.

[Marek]

Indeed, sadly or pleasingly (you decide) I thought of the self same quote.

But then I always do whenever I see something fake, it's such an oddly pleasing quote.

You rule.

Also, here's a sad fact: I can recite almost the entire Garak monologue from the end of that episode.

[JoannaDark]

the juxtaposition of the molyneaux pic and the tim pic make molyneaux look like he's trying his best not to look jealous

[DanJW]

I can see it now, an epic battle between Molyneaux and Schaefer for Yufster's hand in marriage. It will be like all the greatest romance movies ever. There will probably be a scene that riffs on the end of The Graduate.

Lets compare and contrast.

Schaefer

Cons

Does not live in UK. May be marrying just for the green card.

Has a great sense of humour, which unfortunately may clash with Yufster's crude one.

Is allergic to cats maybe.

pros

Made games that Yufster loves.

Molyneaux

Cons

Makes keynote speeches that Yufster hates (although this may provide good sexual tension).

Yufster hasn't played many of his games.

Pros

Is skinnier.

Lives in UK already.

Is a knight or something.

Is more likely to be up for a threesome with Spaff.

So there we go. Molyneaux wins, as the underdog always does in these movies.