Salka Posted June 15, 2004 You may have a box of noodles, But I AM CARRYING THE SON OF GOD. Yours truly, Yufster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 15, 2004 What are you talking about? Everybody knows that Cremo is carrying God's son... I guess we'll have to leave the touchy issue of the real Jesus Redux to Jerry Springer and his studio audience to decide. [Cue Trep with his dialogue scenario] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 He said; Cue Trep... And, Wtf?! Chris can't carry Gods son on account of you have to be a girl to carry-- oh. Wait. Yeah. Never mind. Hmph. You are not so great! In fact, I have a box of noodles, right here. (Cue Trep, goddamnit!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted June 15, 2004 Hmph. You are not so great! In fact, I have a box of noodles, right here. Does it have fancy silver writing on it? Does it have an amusing little devil on it? Does it smell just like Double Fine? I didn't think so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 No, but it does have "Win a trip to the Carribbean for a Family of 4!!!" on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 [Cue Trep with his dialogue scenario] (Cue Trep, goddamnit!) [Trep stumbles out, stage left, does a very bad mambo, coughs, then....] Trep: "And then - you're gonna love this - the secretary says 'You can't make a watermelon out of a sparkplug!'" [stumbles out, stage right] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 Uhh.... anyway... Does it have fancy silver writing on it? Does it have an amusing little devil on it? Does it smell just like Double Fine?I didn't think so. Whatever! Like, ask me if I care! Talk to the thumb, because the fingers aren't listening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 Your thumb has ears? That's, um.....fascinating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 It has all sorts of things to communicate with. It's a very special thumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted June 15, 2004 It has all sorts of things to communicate with. It's a very special thumb. Inspector Gadget! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 I think we need to resolve the issues at hand here. For a start, who is the new, funkier virgin mom? Me, or Cremo? And why does OftenK possess part of a noodle box that I don't? Why am I such an ace at guessing eye colour, and speaking of which why don't you just admit your eyes really are brown and I got it right, you liar? So many issues. So many hands. Quite a lot of thumbs, too. Whoa! Thumb references everywhere! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 I could be a funky virgin mom myself, but I don't meet at least two of those requirements. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 You unfunky non-mom, you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 Well, funk you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 I'm not sure you have the sort of funk you need to funk me. But who knows? I could be wrong for all I funking know. I should post that PA comic again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 What the funk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 Funk off!! Stop whining! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted June 15, 2004 Geez!! You're not one of those.......virgin motherfunkers, are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 Hey, I am only 10. Cut me a damn break! If my Mom hears me talking to people about stuff like that, she'll slap me from here to tomorrow. My ears would cause global warming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted June 15, 2004 STAHP IT! STAHP IT! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 Why the obstacle course? Didn't an obstacle course and Chris come into another conversation, too? Or, like Pigeon Porn, am I never going to find out what you're talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted June 15, 2004 Why the obstacle course?Didn't an obstacle course and Chris come into another conversation, too? Or, like Pigeon Porn, am I never going to find out what you're talking about? Awesome obstacles courses come into every conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted June 15, 2004 Yeah. I just got it. I still don't understand the pigeon porn though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
