Salka Posted November 26, 2004 Answer this seriously and honestly. There is no right or wrong answer, just give your best theory. If you know what this is about, don't say. Everybody keep answering and at the end, I'll tell you why I posted this thread. It's not a trick question or a joke. There's nothing else you need to know. They're not related or anything. It's just as you see it. Give it your best shot. Okay. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man whom she did not know. She thought this man was amazing, the man of her dreams, so much so that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later, she murders her sister. What is her motivation for doing this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 26, 2004 Oh for... that's horrible, Deadworm. That's disgusting. You need help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 26, 2004 Something really unnecessarily gross and distasteful that even I wouldn't say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted November 26, 2004 Maybe she's already nuts and she finds out her sister is going to marry that guy? I don't know. That's probably a common answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 26, 2004 Why do you kill babies, Chris? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted November 26, 2004 Something really unnecessarily gross and distasteful that even I wouldn't say.I said "Who is not related?"Yufster just made up that reply to turn it into something funny in the expense of others... Typical of her. Anway, putting that aside, my theory was that the sister was married to the man. But I didn't know if that counted as being related... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted November 26, 2004 Something really unnecessarily gross and distasteful that even I wouldn't say. I thought you knew no bounds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted November 26, 2004 I've already heard this one and, it would seem, I was accused of being a potential serial killer when I answered. I can assure you this is not the case-- I was just feeling cranky that day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted November 26, 2004 I assume she was hoping he'd turn up at another funeral. Some people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 26, 2004 Of all people, why did it have to be Moosferatu? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted November 26, 2004 So basically that woman was stupid and immoral enough to commit the ultimate crime just because she was a moron and didn't at least go up to him and say, "Excuse me, I don't believe I know you. Thank you for coming to the funeral. I'm ____, her daughter. What's your name? Are you a friend of hers? I hope you can make it to the memorial, we can talk a bit more then." Jeezus cripeys, Yufster, you suck for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted November 27, 2004 I'm confused. What the hell is going on in here? --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 27, 2004 Awesome Psychological Tests have shown Chris is a baby-killer, Moos is a serial-killer, and everybody else is an idiot! I hope that explains everything for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted November 27, 2004 Next question, which of the three is worse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 27, 2004 Well, Chris had absolutely no connection with the murderer at all, and gave such a crap suggestion that he probably doesn't even kill flies. Meanwhile, Moos already knew the 'wrong' answer and gave it in order to shock and dismay us, but probably the first time he answered it had something to do with kittens. The other guys, however, really are just plain idiots. All things considered, in this particular instance I would say it is probably worse to be an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted November 27, 2004 And I'm still confused. What does that say about me? --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted November 27, 2004 Moos already knew the 'wrong' answer and gave it in order to shock and dismay us, but probably the first time he answered it had something to do with kittens. Wait a minute, now I'm confused. I thought that was the right answer... Was I supposed to make something implausible up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted November 27, 2004 While we're talking about cats (well, sort of) I thought I'd mention this awesome cat theme that I'm currently using on Firefox. It's an excellent theme. I strongly recommend it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted November 27, 2004 Hey you! Stop abusing that Who's Online function again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted November 27, 2004 While we're talking about cats (well, sort of) I thought I'd mention this awesome cat theme that I'm currently using on Firefox. It's an excellent theme. I strongly recommend it. Damn.. stupid XP messed my Firefox. *cries* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted November 27, 2004 Why do you kill babies, Chris? He doesn't kill them, he just chops their arms off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
