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Because Doritos are terrible. Chili Lime Fritos are where it's at.

Goddamnit I might actually like polka. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYIYOxLbxQ

We control the vertical.

Yesssss, that one. Apparently the name part of my brain stops functioning properly when half drunk.

Laaate to the party but quite enjoyed John Connor. Space dog best dog.

I had planned to be drunk in case there is a(are) god(s), and that plan went swimmingly until I ran out of scotch about five after midnight, noted I was still alive and went back to drinking and being bad at video games. Crisis averted, oh no. (I am genuinely, frothingly enraged that there are enough fucking imbeciles covering the face of this planet who do not realize that the Mayans happened to vanish over the course of a couple years [the why is not important but probably disease], therefore causing them to stop making calendars, shockingly enough. Also that because of the way their calendar works that they don't need to make a new one for fucking centuries. God I fucking hate people. Garcon, more scotch.)

Bill is the best character in a decent game, which concludes what I have to say on the matter.

And, The Evolution of LeVar Burton.

What an imbecilic game mode. Random items, and people who put the most "work" into their Greevils have completely ridiculous skill sets. Lost all three matches because the enemy team got decent-ish items for their heroes and their Greevils had great skills.

Hobbit was good, but I fear what the Extended Editions of an already 2h30m movie will be.

Nevermind.

It's not a "good" movie, but it is a wonderful movie.

I am a connoisseur of shitty B movies, therefore anything Nic Cage is in is an instant(ly terrible) classic to me.

You'd be responsible for the horrible, garlic-y death of many pizza minions.

THE ONLY RIGHT ONE, IMO.

Hey get the fuck out, Con Air is incredible.

Humm.

I sold Max's Head for $120 worth of games. People are fucking insane about hats.

If you can stomach more industrial espionage thriller, Bourne Legacy is not quite as good as Supremacy, but better than Ultimatum and Indentity. E: Hahaha, only an hour later do I realize where I recognize the random Aussie from. It's one of the hosts of Australian Top Gear.

I am American but I've had the pleasure of trying actual chocolate. I am ever in constant supply of both Ferrero Rocher and Lindor Truffles, the truffles just run out way slower because I love the nuts on the Rocher.

Damnit I was just coming here to link that. And yes, that is Glados.

Hyperbole is probably the best way to describe it, yes. Ignore me, carry on.

I am in no way defending the sexualization of women in video games here, but why now? Are you not going to play Infinite because of it? Why this line in the sand, why not the last one? Is it just the stupid need to have a crusade against something?

Ferrero Roche.