Orv

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  1. Less comical, more terrifying.
  2. Cyberpunk 2077

    Whatever. I'm more interested in the thoroughly BR/Akira city around them.
  3. Cyberpunk 2077

    You're fucking kidding me right? That woman is a android that just flipped out and murdered 14 people, what do you want him to do, talk calmly to it until it puts the armscythes away? E: Lemme note I'm not defending the whole gratuitous sexuality thing.
  4. The threat of Big Dog

    Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope.
  5. eReaders - What is everyone's thoughts?

    I have a Nook HD, it stores a large amount of books in a portable format and is easy on the eyes for extended reading. Which is about where my discussion on e-readers starts and stops. They work, they're quite good.
  6. Enigma -> Rubick -> Enigma Refreshes -> Rubick Refreshes Errybody dies.
  7. I did some remixes once, here is another one

    This is the shittiest shit that has ever been shat Snoogle, and I love it. :tup:
  8. Far Cry 3

  9. Django Unchained

    It's mostly the last part that is a near-guarantee for Tarantino films. He loves kill everyone at the end of the movie, and it makes watching them so annoying, because he crafts such good characters just to murder them.
  10. Binary Domain

    It's a pretty simplistic cover-based TPS with one of the best stories of 2012.
  11. Django Unchained

    The formula for every Tarantino movie goes as follows: 1. Introduce quirky but likeable characters. Characters may be despicable but likeable if it suits the narrative. 2. Have series of adventures with these characters. These may be in the form of A. Flashbacks or B. In media res. 3. Enter likeable characters into dangerous situation. Either do not make danger immediately apparent or downplay it. 4. Increase tension slowly. 5. Turn cards on protagonists. 6. Kill everyfuckingbody in a gunfight. Least of the likeable characters survives to finish the movie. 7. Be a smug motherfucker about how good your movie is despite it being the same as your last five movies. On the bright side the soundtrack was really interesting and it seems Tarantino likes Christoph Waltz as much as I do so he should be in at least something every few years.
  12. Django Unchained

    I wish I'd never come to realize the Tarantino Formula, because it has ruined all of his movies.
  13. I've come to assume that he is payed to not be funny at this point.
  14. 2013

    Everything will be made by TaleWorlds, forever.
  15. Is having children immoral?

    I hate you so much Ben.
  16. Is having children immoral?

    Children suck and so do the lot of you. Kids are cool though. (Specifically the barrier between kids and children exists when they learn of mischief. Before that it's all tears and bullshit.)
  17. 2013

    Get out. (Also having a nextgen release would change nothing about the formula.)
  18. 2013

    Planetary Annihilation and Dark Souls 2 are my big, big ones. There are a large portion of ones that I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton of but include Sir You Are Being Hunted, Maia, two separate Sid Meier's Pirates! successors, and many others. It should be a very good year.
  19. Plug your shit

    Then neither of us would have anything to do!
  20. Plug your shit

    You pronounce your name funny. (That's the only thing I can find wrong with those. ) PS. This shit where I see a new thread on SA for a game I'm interested in and you're the OP needs to stop.
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7_nVEm5Yc3c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aNIBUNvL_c
  22. Do you have the right to hurt someone?

    Punch Babies 24/7
  23. Do you have the right to hurt someone?

    I think you can further par it down to "do not do harm except out of necessity." Of course then you have to line out what is necessity and oh god stop having meaningful conversations on my internet.