Orv

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  1. Assassin's Creed II

    If you really want to get closure on Ezio, yes, play Rev. Just be aware it is the weakest of the Ezio Trilogy by a fair margin. It's absolutely worth $15, but I wouldn't recommend it at $30.
  2. Movie/TV recommendations

    I really, really liked the asshole Spiderman in the Spiderman reboot, but I liked almost nothing else about it.
  3. Assassin's Creed II

    When I said the final ending I wasn't even talking about the crazy PoE shit. I just meant the final hour of constant combat against 10+ dudes at all times, all of whom are elites (three counters to kill).
  4. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    Oh man. I actually like Geoff, but goddamn.
  5. Assassin's Creed II

    It's a decent game with great but poorly executed ideas whose final hour lead to my actually hating a game. Something I have never done before, but I hate a game now. That game is Assassin's Creed.
  6. Assassin's Creed II

    FUCK ASSASSIN'S CREED 1.
  7. Bioshock ∞ - New trailer 21 Oct

    A missed opportunity, I feel.
  8. The threat of Big Dog

    It was! Fuck.
  9. Far Cry 2

    Well you're not wrong about the shooting, it's as terrible, if not worse than Crysis 1.
  10. Nae worries. Though the struck expletive is throwing me off.
  11. I am genuinely impressed in this case. I don't use "Clever girl" to be condescending, it's always honest.
  12. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    Conceded.
  13. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    I spot someone who has way too much time on their hands. (The artist.)
  14. It's a parody of the Taylor Swift song, but I'm not sure what you mean otherwise. It is neck deep in S4/5 spoilers, though. E: Also never been entirely comfortable with the use of the term parody in reference to rewriting/reworking songs, but whatever, can't change that now.
  15. Bestest PC games with a controller

    Gargoyle -> Basement -> Depths
  16. Dishonored - or - GIFs By Breckon

    Their definition of "ghost" in regards to the achievement/stealth self-challenge is very liberal. NPC interaction is allowed, you just can't get caught/kill.
  17. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    ...Source/Context?
  18. Chris Roberts' new space combat sim

    He's specifically designing this for hardware that is top shelf now, but affordable/mid-range two, two and a half years from now.
  19. Putting Items in Characters' Butts: Why?

    I suppose if we're calling Sara Jessica Parker luggage now.
  20. Crusader K+ngs II

    Already picked it up. Not controlling Byzantium yourself tends to end up with it eaten alive by one of a few emirs, which is hilarious.
  21. Dishonored - or - GIFs By Breckon

    I find the tongue to be too much of a layman for mature story, the esophagus does all the real work.