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Dick!

I will! If I remember what day of the week it is.

Gabe Newell knows.

"What?" the clackity-clack of keys had stopped. Gabe's fingertips resting atop the keys, he looked over the edge of his glasses at the intern who so rudely interrupted him with unwanted inquiries. The intern repeated: "Isn't it unethical to watch people play the game without permission?" There was a moment of tense silence. Then, the man let out a deep laugh, but there was no warmth to it. "Oh, this... This is just a little network test thing, of course it'd go without saying that that would be highly unethical and would never happen. I'm just testing a spectator mode with Doug, 's all." he said, quite unethically. Before the intern could speak again, he returned his gaze to the monitor, and raised a hand in a dismissing motion. "This needs my full attention, I need you to leave." Confusion and doubt played across the boy's face, but he did as he was told. After all, who was he but just an intern? Once the boy had left the room, Gabe briefly looked over his shoulder to see if he had well and truly left. Then, he reached for the phone and dialed Doug's extension number who picked up instantly. "Doug, the new intern knows too much..." Doug gave a knowing grunt and Gabe continued "Let's... add another knife to my collection." He smiled as he said those last words. A fiendish and unethical smile. "Will do, sir", Doug replied. The LCD monitor screen tinted the entire room in a cold blue hue, the clackity-clack of keys continued as a small line of text at the top of the screen read in bright red letters "Secret spectator mode: Enabled. Now viewing player: thestalkinghead." Again, that awful smile. "Yes, this will do. This will do quite well." He hit a button and the screen read... http://inception.davepedu.com/'>RECORDING.

Oh my god!! Shitty wifi ate my entire post!! Took me like an hour to type by phone! FML! Okay, so, I'm in the US of A, landed in Phoenix (brick oven city) last week, visited the grand canyon, went hiking through Yosemite and Zion national park, drove through the blistering heat that is Death Valley, briefly stopped at Las Vegas and making our way to San Francisco now. Stopped in Sacremento for the night, which I guess has... Corn fields? I continue to be amazed at the variety and beauty of the american landscape. My 3 other traveling companions make me thankful for the fact that I never had roommates. I continue to be amazed at their ability to make a complete mess of things in less than a day. I have shaken my head in disbelief and disgust several times the past days. Looking forward to San Francisco tomorrow!

I'll be in San Francisco 21-23rd! Anyone up for a little meet up and have some drinks?

- Great Scott!! I'm gonna be first in line for the consumer version of that thing! Except I'll be at home and I'll be furiously clicking the BUY NOW button, which is even better than waiting in line! Fuck lines!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD....I swear, if they announce L4D3 before HL3, I'm gonna be miffed. Unless all the great rumors about L4D3 are true.

Have you tried talking to one?

Not necessarily.

Peristalsis doesn't require gravity. Consider that you can still swallow things when upside. At least I think you can... Yup. It's a little uncomfortable, but you totally can. SCIENCE!

NhhhhOOOOOYEEEAAA

Yea, I was totally on board with it when I first heard about it, but I got less and less enthused about it as time went on. That company also kept doing/saying things in incredibly misleading ways. I loved the idea, but now it just looks like a superfluous piece of hardware with a shitty controller. Plus, like Twig, my PC hooks to my TV, so there's zero point. I read they gave people store credit for those who got their unit late, for an amount of... $13,37.............. NNNNnNNNnNHhhHHhHGggGGGg.

I think we should settle these shareholder things by way of Thunderdome. The current way of doing things is just, well, it's--*yaaawn*

That last video sounds like I'm talking about masturbation, but I promise it was about painting my Warhammer army.

What a trooper! I can't believe he kinda, sorta held it together through the entire thing.

Star Wars Jedi Knight 3: Dark Forces 4: Jedi Outcast 2: Jedi Hamburger Truck Kyle Katarn, now retired from being a Jedi Master, starts his own food truck on Coruscant. Use your Jedi powers to flip burger patties, your Jedi intuition to get your fries perfectly golden, every time.

A side-dream to a much stranger dream. I was taking care of a mother duck and her recently hatched ducklings AND IT STRESSED ME OUT SO MUCH. There was a party going on at the same time and I was worried the entire time that someone would sit on them (they apparently couldn't be anywhere else but the couch...). Sometimes one would fall and they'd scurry around under said couch, which was dusty as hell, which did remind me I should vacuum under there... THE PARTY WAS WEIRD.

Good on ya! Enjoy them video games.

Indeed I do not have the add-on, but I do have Second Encounter.

*SIGH* Ok, so this is not specifically related to Shadowrun, but this is yet another recent video game that has this problem. Can developers PLEASE make it so that I can play their video games without having to disconnect my entire HOTAS flight setup because the game registers input from my joystick/thruster? I can't play the game with them connected, because it will always be scrolling to the top left corner. It's so annoying.

I'm rather curious why you think it's taking a shit on the people that liked the story/writing part, because I really don't understand that. What opinions and ethics?

Alright! We tested it and it seems to be working properly for everyone we tested it with. Next time we play, we'll be using ACRE! So exciting! If you follow the instructions in this video, then everything should work out fine. Download links are in the description! Another thing, once you've done all that. Go to your config > controls > multiplayer controls and remove the capslock binds if they're there. Capslock cannot be bound to anything if you want this to work properly. Also set up a hotkey for the direct communication category.

I'm looking forward to hearing the dulcet tones of elmuerte in my ears.