OssK

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  1. Can I sleep on your sofa?

    If you get locked up for rape you're really an amateur, I've been a rapist for 65 years now since I was 8 and I never get caught, it's just a matter of knowing where to burry the bab... bodies... Eeeeeerr... Maybe not the good thread to joke about that but whatever
  2. Completely unrelated but for the third time, I got on this page and my eyes got stuck on gdf's "free periods at school." Am I the only one picturing a bloody sangria distribution in the gym ? Ok rhetorical question here, I guess I'm the only one with such a horrible mind...
  3. Well, I looked up Jake Rodkin and Chris Remo on the internet (you know, that series of tubes thingy) and google told me they looked that way. Although for Jake, the lower part of his face is what identifies it. On the good side, Jake can now love with his head, that's an intresting one... Sorry I came across as a prick, I thought about it, and I know why! It's just that I've been listening to the podcast since the first episode and not only once. The result is that I got confortable because these guys seem so friendly, so close to the listener that when I got here on the forums... Yeah I pretty much made myself at home, I didn't even present myself, which is quite a shame :/ That's a reason, not an excuse I know :°) I'll try and be more delicate. A cyborg ode could be a cool subject by the way mista Remo
  4. PC Geeks only. [Empire: Total War thread]

    The thing is, steam is still a great way for developpers to get their catalog on track and selling without much of an effort, and on the professional side, they're not charging that much for the service, so if they're more expansive, it's not practically for them, there should be a reasonable amount for the editors or developers. Though I find it a bit easy to go "yep, it's fucking expansive compared to sites where you can find them really cheap... But no I won't tell you what these sites are..."
  5. Dantes Inferno trailer

    Ok, read the article, looked at the pics... I wouldn't say they know what they're doing but they are definitely doing something, revisiting the myth can be an interesting proposition, and having to play a guilty character is quite a cool premise. BUT, it's still going to be hard to transmit the philosophical meaning of Dante's work through a beat 'em up.
  6. Dantes Inferno trailer

    is that kind of a really sick joke ? Cause if looking at those pictures anyone takes back the "they're totaly gonna rape Dante in the face" he's got a pretty strong sense of interpretation...
  7. Dantes Inferno trailer

    Reinstalled Heretic 2 which I found at home, I have to say it's pretty hard to monkey around in this game but the powers are quite fun to use :°)
  8. "The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue." Killing detail: don't ever sit on a blue chair... EVER AGAIN!
  9. The last song you got stuck in your head.

    That Mario Bros 2 song... DAMN IT I had it all day long... But thanfully, we were talking about Killzone which (by the magic of the digression) had me thinking about It's still playing in my skull. And if you really want to know, yes, I'm a total geek for being stuck with Still Alive for a whole week "we do what we must because we can for the good of all of us except the ones who are dead..."
  10. Can I sleep on your sofa?

    Ok I might be the only one that lives on your path through Europe (I live at the very center of Paris). Sadly after a quite long unemployed period I had to go back to my parent's. BUT (because that message is not useless after all) I can offer you two day's sleep at my office during the week end (friday night and saturday night) (32 rue d'Argout 75002 Paris you can check the location is pretty neat too). Additionally, I can offer a Paris guided awesome tour. The office doesn't have but a couch but I can bring 1 or 2 additional mattresses. I'd need to know how many of you there are and when you plan on coming, if you want to stay longer I can ask a friend who is not so well situated but often hosts friends of friends at his place and doesn't quite mind. And, if all else shall not be interesting to you, we can still have a drink or two hitting the streets :-)
  11. Dantes Inferno trailer

    Heretic 2's not in the pack ? I was just talking mac here, wait... you mean they're steam powered? I didn't know windows users were THAT late technologically =^.^=
  12. The Science Museum presents: Launchball

    My name is there but the blocks I removed to make the level tricky are back in place... As a result you get a fully functional level... So sad I tried my best to create my level but it's not playable... It was called "Blow you away"
  13. Beeeeeeep you got it all right, I'm a prick... But it's ok I'll live through it. Sorry for seeming to want to spit on the awsome robot of Spaff it was not my intention at all cause I think it's quite awesome. And could very well be featured in a South Park Episode by the look of it. But my favorite is still Hogboon's =^.^= That sounded hardcorly ironic :/ What kind of graphic ?
  14. Killzone 2

    To go back to saying something really related to Killzone 2 and not to get away from that original subject anymore, the awesomest of flight of the conchords to me is "If you're into it" which has me rolling on the floor every time.
  15. Dantes Inferno trailer

    I have it for mac in case anyone's interested in replaying it and can't manage to get it running on intel Of course you would have to own the original version of that game to legally do that... Oh and I also have Heretic which is awesome as well. Talking about guilty pleasures, Hexen 2 and Heretic 2 are in my possession as well, and I loved them although they kinda sucked real hard. "You're going to be sucked away" IGN.com
  16. That was me playing the rule lawyer prick but if YOU PEOPLE don't like humor and can't understand sarcasm and irony I'M OUT OF HERE! ps: that was me playing the internet forum prick.
  17. You didn't like mine? :'( But... We made the same lame pun on "hat switch" what more would you need ? Yours is quite sweet actually, but it cannot love too, you should definitely put something between his legs so he can move when both his legs have been disposed of.
  18. Dawn of War makes me want to do Warhammer art

    FUCK IT TIMASTE DID YOU REALLY DO THAT ?! Oh my god you're so going to win the cyborg contest go for it ! Can you put a higher rez version so I can make a wallpaper out of that ? you could put an idle thumbs logo in the corner make it the first official thumbz wallpaper ^^
  19. Jake is definitely aw.

  20. Killzone 2

    "Like David Bowie...but from space?" So just like David Bowie. The video killed my brain DanJW =D
  21. Yeah tried that in my backyard once, total mess, kids, don't try this at home. Do it at friend's.
  22. This would be an easier connection: Awful and Awesome so he's aw. Jake, bad news, you're aw.
  23. Dragonball Z games

    That game was soooooooo crude and diregardful for my noobness... I got on a tons of games tried every single character in the game and got raped times and times again through every single hole of my body... And even in non hollowed part. Once they started to rape me in the armpits I stopped playing it though. Which is sad... It has to be one of the top games of my "Games you love but don't love you back" list. A friend once told me there was like budokai and budokai+something, (tenkaishi I think) and one of them is awesome the other is really fucking crap... But I don't remembre which one is which so yeah, you're welcome I like not being helpful at all and talking about my sex adventures on HL1 mods... oooooooh PVK those were the days...
  24. I think you can see thanks to the wild colors he uses his left hand or harm or whatever... You just don't want to know in what hole he does love people.
  25. Don't worry, took me 3 hours to cook this bullshit: