elmuerte

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  1. "Rockstar’s Table Tennis Eye-Opener"

    that may be all true... but
  2. Snakes on a Plane (and Gnarls Barkley)

    Bombs on a Plane
  3. Grrr! Double Fine's website is restricted!

    Yeah, but then it would have been preceded with a THX intro movie
  4. PS3 to "KILL PC" also: it's not expensive enough.

    so... qemu still, it's a lot of hassle
  5. "Rockstar’s Table Tennis Eye-Opener"

    If Fade to Black featured a woman with large boobs it would have been very successful too.
  6. "Rockstar’s Table Tennis Eye-Opener"

    You mean like Fade to Black?
  7. http://mep.beyondunreal.com/mymod.html http://mep.beyondunreal.com/realismmod/
  8. "Rockstar’s Table Tennis Eye-Opener"

    What genre would that be? The female-avatar-with-large-boobs genre? Really? I thought publishers rarely take chances. And that developers are often depended on what the publisher wants because they hand out the money to pay bills and buy food.
  9. Title: "G1bb4g3" Genre: Platform Shooter Tagline: "Kill or die playing" Description: "While trying to figure out how the hell to move that little puppet around so you can kill the other little puppet you get killed over and over again. Frustration keeps rising until you pick up your monitor and throw it out of the window. The monitor lands on the head of an innocent pedestrian killing him on impact. You get locked up in prison for manslaughter. After a short while hell breaks lose in the prison and you will have to fight your way out while jumping up against walls, running around, using special moves and power-ups, listening to kick-ass music, shooting the other prisoner and armies of the undead in order to reach level 27." ps, Bruckheimer, if you want to buy the movies rights contact me.
  10. Thread Friendly...

    Yeah.. the goolden years® where teh beast
  11. PS3 to "KILL PC" also: it's not expensive enough.

    Was talking about the loss MS makes on their xbox360. ah well... who knowns (except some MS people)
  12. PS3 to "KILL PC" also: it's not expensive enough.

    Yeah sure. I trust that number. Lying about the loss you make on each unit sold has a positive effect on the sales. It's the same crap as the RRP and the price they sell it to you. Heard that before. The PS2 was going to have Linux and what not. Anyway, most of this "info" comes from the marketing department.
  13. PS3 to "KILL PC" also: it's not expensive enough.

    Will I be able to: - browse the internet - read\write emails - write documents - program my own games - store\upload my digital photos - set up a 2 monitor\tv system - listen to my favorite music - populate my mobile music player with my favorite music - ... with the PS3? No? Then I'm sorry, I'll have to spend a whooping $500 euro on a PC that does allow me to do that.
  14. Fake GBA cartridges, argh!

    nothing new actually... the odd thing, why doesn't the fake Zelda have the same image? For example this one: http://ap.nintendo.com/gba_super_mario_advance.html How can you tell the difference
  15. Can We Save Planet Earth?

    Then we should ask "God" to create a new planet for us.
  16. Can We Save Planet Earth?

    Can't be just create the technology we need to move to a new planet when we're done with this one?
  17. I wish he was my son

    hahaha... "Do you want a rematch?"
  18. San Andreas Multiplayer

    saw a friend of mine play it wasn't very impressed with how the whole game was played in fact, the game looked like crap
  19. Thread Friendly...

    he got hit on the head by the librarian
  20. Thread Friendly...

    yes, indeed
  21. Dreamfall question

    Actually... the archives are the "cooked" files used for seek-free loading which is required for better loading speeds on consoles. Because of this re-used content is included in every archive (scene) instead of just once. I think that the game would be at least half te size if they didn't use the cooked files for the PC.
  22. pantsing v 1: the act of covering each leg seperately from waist to knee or ankle; "I pantsed a girl in 9th by accident. . . at a pool party" [syn: trousering]
  23. Thread Friendly...

    how unfriendly
  24. Double Fine kitten & game leak

    Kitty Bubai: http://tim.grimfandango.net/psy/info/characters.php?num=31
  25. Double Fine kitten & game leak

    I think "Bubai" would be a suitable name for that kitten.