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"This mailbox will stuff your game" -ign.com

My worst quality is levitation. Although, I think my immortality quality is also quite bad. Both are zero, or approaching it.

Thread cross-over mode engaged "I am super into rape games." (Joey@ign.com)

zomg... idle thumbs went soft, what's next? rainbows and ponies?

This is a tough one, but I went with Nappi's entry because it was the funniest of them all.

I do, because I don't use iTunes or the RSS feed.

Just like the lack of natural parts makes things interesting

Well of course a cyborg is the love child of a Cylon and a Borg

who?

that, and post it in this thread.

or none of them all.

My machines don't have windows you insensitive cloth.

a mallet, fly squatter, news paper, shoes, etc.

yeah, the site is horrible wait what? oops, wrong door.

Dante's about to make you his bitch. go to hell

According to http://steamrepowered.eu/ steam is 45% more expensive than retail (in EU). Not sure how accurate it is (it probably paints a worse picture than the reality is).

I was hoping so... but I still haven't received the email... edit: wtf, my level is gone. The name is still there, but it doesn't have any content.

Really? I thought UK price was on and sub par of retail, where euro world was sup par. Or that could be because of the seriously crappy value of the pound (and yet, I haven't gone on a spending spree on amazon.co.uk).

f'ing f, they're out of dev phones... got to wait :/

grr... sharing levels sucks, you need to send emails to specific users

why not scrobbs?

well that was the fun. correction, that was fun

crud, there goes my spare time

*) ships with an easter egg: perform a "hat-trick" (pun intended)