shbazjinkens

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  1. Because everyone is making games...

    nice. Seven minutes.
  2. I can see your house from where I'm sitting

    Flat? No.. Oh, with MAP selected. Yes, yes it does. It's actually like that because that's all of the area that there is street data for.
  3. Grounded

    Indeed, and don't feel bad if she gets fired (if she wanted to keep her job she should do her job). It's happened at my high school before, though through more subversive means because it's hard to fire teachers with tenure. The counselors usually ignore whining kids but when they see someone with 6 A's and one F they take heed.
  4. College

    Oklahomaphobe.
  5. College

    If it's any consolation, IMO everything and almost everyone in Texas sucks.
  6. College

    I hated my dorms with a passion. The bathrooms were always disgusting. People made waste in the sinks, showers, and sometimes the toilets, but when they did use the toilets they refused to flush. Noise all of the time. Filled with stoners and alcoholics. Couldn't cook anything because there was no kitchen. Had to have a roommate who once masturbated to porn on my computer then left his soiled shirt on my bed. Don't tell him I told you that. Now I live in an on-campus apartment with a kindly Moroccan gentleman who is earning his Ph.D. in Chemistry. It's wonderful because I'm only sharing a bathroom with one person, I have a kitchen, and everything is so clean and not destroyed every weekend. My university just started phase 1 of tearing down the traditional dorm halls to be replaced with suites. All for the best, I say.
  7. My parents are having sex.

    This was years ago, actually. I moved out of my mom's house when I was 18 (fortunately). Now she's marrying a different guy, slightly more sane. I haven't heard them because I don't stay overnight there.
  8. My parents are having sex.

    I tried something like that with my mom, they just giggled as if it was some kind of weird turn on that I could hear them. It wasn't actually my mom.. just her boyfriend. He would scream, "OH BAY-BEH, THOT'S HOW I LACK IT!!" and they'd stuff pillows against the door and turn the radio up.. which must have been some sort of mood enhancer, because he was easily screaming 5 times as loud, it couldn't have possibly attenuated the noise. I just kinda hugged my pillow and cried, usually.. then it would be over. I actually directly referred to the sex noises twice, the second time in front of family. That slowed the frequency, but it didn't stop the train.
  9. Smoking

    Do you mean organic? I just drink soy.. it tastes fucking terrible at first, then it gets to where it tastes regular terrible and it's tolerable for when I need it.
  10. Poetry Remix0red!

    What's the deal? Am I not cool enough to be in your poem or could you not rhyme anything with shbazjinkens?
  11. Not so funny

    Speaking of made up words, I read on bash.org that someone wanted to use "baby" as a unit of volume measurement. This would work as such: That microwave is easily a five baby unit. "Can you pick up trash bags for the kitchen?" "What size?" "Oh about a 10 baby bag will do." I think it's brilliant.
  12. Not so funny

    While I was reading this, laughing hysterically, my new roomate (who is a Moroccan man here working on his Ph.D.) comically ran in with his backpack and shouted, "Ross! I'm going to IHOP!" and I guess he thought my laughter was happiness to see him or something, because he was also laughing jovially, then just like that, he ran back out, in case his friends were short tempered enough to leave him here and go to IHOP without him. I guess you would have had to be here.
  13. What's with the bad weather?

    More specifically.. certain environmentalists believe that an increase in CO2 levels cause the Earth to retain more heat, thus causing global warming. The root cause of CO2 excess is claimed to be automobile and factory emissions, despite overwhelming evidence that this is merely a part of a cycle that takes place every couple of thousand years. Therefore our gas-mask wearing grandchilren will thank this Michael character for underestimating the effects of CO2 emissions on global warming, because other harmful chemical emissions come along with the CO2 and undershadowing any of these emissions will undershadow all of them as a whole as well.
  14. Happy new year!

    Me and a few of my friends went to climb an old railroad bridge and hang out.. we didn't really watch the time, we knew that it was 12:00 when we heard gunshots all around us. Such is life in Oklahoma, USA.
  15. White Christmas in fucking GALVESTON

    On the other hand, someone elses disaster shouldn't ruin every one elses self-satisfaction, and I think the tax money from the US going there more than makes up for what I could afford to give anyway. Anyone who wants to give more can easily afford to still give and pop fireworks. People die every day, and at the same time there are people having sex, drinking, and blowing money on pointless shit. It's life.
  16. Father Tim

    I'm 20 and have lived on my own for a year before, only temporarily moving back here with my father, and he's all shitfaced about me moving back out to my own apartment. Go figure.
  17. White Christmas in fucking GALVESTON

    Oh, but in all seriousness it snowed in Oklahoma too, which is also unusual (but not unheard of like in Galveston where Palm trees grow). The ice age is upon us. It's so fucking cold here all the time now. I hear it's going to last until spring.
  18. White Christmas in fucking GALVESTON

    Your little sister is blurry.. but still.. how old is she?
  19. Like you like an arsonist says: haha, so how are you? shbazjinkens says: So-so shbazjinkens says: When I woke up the back glass of my car was busted out, but other than that nothing bad has happened Like you like an arsonist says: breaking hearts, eh? shbazjinkens says: Huh? shbazjinkens says: Well I have this theory, that they were gonna go mailbox batting shbazjinkens says: but see, in my neighborhood all of the mailboxes are shrouded in brick shbazjinkens says: So they must have been real frustrated, until they came upon my car parked in the street in front of the mailbox shbazjinkens says: Then WHAM Like you like an arsonist says: haha Like you like an arsonist says: i'm sure that started your day off right shbazjinkens says: They think to themselves, "Gee, this looks like a nice neighborhood. His dad will pay for it and the 3 seconds of glory I get from my friends will be totally worth it!" shbazjinkens says: but they were wrong, and now I'm $100 poorer shbazjinkens says: the latter was probably true Like you like an arsonist says: hehe Like you like an arsonist says: well i havent had anyone breaking windows out of my non existant car Like you like an arsonist says: lucky me shbazjinkens says: Oh, pull out the pity card why don't you Like you like an arsonist says: haha shbazjinkens says: I'll think of you while I drive 30 miles to Muskogee tomorrow with a coat, scarf, and beanie on and still freeze my ass off because there's no back window and it's 20 degrees outside Like you like an arsonist says: how sweet... So I'm thinking it's either teenage angst meets extreme boredom or some misguided youngster who has a crush on my little sister and doesn't realize that I'm her brother, not her live-in boyfriend. Thoughts?
  20. Any of you fuckers touch my car, and you die.

    Kingz, that sucks. It seems like he'd be able to manage that with half an hour of begging tourists. I understand what's going on in their heads, and I'm not mad at all really, but it's so dumb.
  21. A special interests group is any group that tries to modify public opinion or legislation to reflect their view as to what the public opinion or legislation should be. This includes any group that represents a minority, profession, business sector, etc. so long as they are pushing their own agenda in someones face. Some special interests in the USA: National Rifle Association OPEC American Medical Association Teamsters Union
  22. shiver me feet - dancing is soo hard

    Bach 'n Roll man! I have his greatest hits CD.
  23. Man, what am I, an illegal Chinese immigrant?

    I don't understand why she left out the part where she said that the reason Remo is so fun to make fun of is that he is goddamn sexy, or something like that. Why is that, Yuf?
  24. Viva la Revolution!

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  25. Viva la Revolution!

    I didn't know either, but rather than exposing your ignorance, you could utilize the biggest information cache in the world, the one you're on right now, you know. There's this search engine that can help.