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Yeah I don't watch TV much either, but the Lifetime network? WTF Erwin? I thought you were

Some guy who was really into this conspiracy theory once told Buzz Aldrin to his face that he didn't walk on the moon, so Buzz punched the shit out of him. pwned!! Seriously though, this is a bunch of BS. It happened and it's still verifiable with telescopes and reflectors placed on the moon by various astronauts, or so I'm told. Some of that stuff is weird, granted, but most of it is laughable as evidence. If anything I'm weirded out by the radiation that they somehow survived. WE did go to the moon. Irish people just watched.

Aren't you supposed to be blacking out? You can't be reading this. Close your eyes and shut the browser window.

:tup::tup::tup::tup: Eight thumbs up.

Bush f**ked us up the ass, the least I could do is f**k one or two of his daughters. I'd do it for America. 49% of America.

and Massachusetts.

Or marriage for that matter.. If it's any consolation I'm one of the 24% of Oklahomans who voted against the bans. Damned Oklahomophobes.

Haha, that's way cooler than just saying "straight," but what if I adopt?

The death threats aren't funny, and frankly if you're in the US they take them a lot more seriously than you might guess. The internet is monitored, you'd better mean what you say or be sure that it's known to be in jest.

Trust me, even objectively my mother isn't hot by any means. There are precious few women who can regain (and keep) their looks after childbirth.

You didn't vote. Is your mom hot?

Man, it sounds like you're going to have a lot of free time. That's terrible. You should work on Luna.

Run!

The real poll should be, "If you could choose between staring at a lava lamp or a shiny thing which would you choose?" Seriously, I don't get them. They give a sense of art deco style, but are utterly pointless otherwise. I'd choose a shiny thing any day.

But while we're on the topic just what is it that's wrong with skateboarding?

My roomates portable burned out one of its cards due to overheating. They need to be positioned upside down or otherwise to allow air to adequately circulate through both sides of the machine. They aren't called laptop computers anymore, but portable. The reason for this is that the vents on the bottom are critical for keeping it cool. Usually having it on a flat table will suffice, though mine still gets pretty hot. Anyway, yeah, you're screwed. Something critical has probably burned up. Most portables will automatically shut off when the processor gets too hot, so I'd look elsewhere.. your power supply or internal power circuitry are good places to start. If you don't have a warranty open it up and see if you can see any chips or transistors with melted spots on them.

I wondered why XP didn't have easter eggs in it, since other Windows versions have had so many. I finally found the answer when I searched: http://www.winnetmag.com/Article/ArticleID/23057/23057.html To supply certain government agencies with software, Microsoft can't include undocumented features, including Easter eggs, in its software. As a result, no Easter eggs exist in XP.

In GTA Vice City I murdered several dozen people, and then blew up the police cars. I murdered the ambulance drivers, stole the ambulance, then had celebratory sex with a hooker in a Porsche-like car (which was stolen by tricking the driver into thinking there was some kind of medical emergency right in front of him, causing him to halt movement of his car). After the celebratory sex, I murdered the hooker and took her cash, but it was not enough. I did it again approximately four times. This was boring, so I decided to try to get all of the stars against me. Eventually I was driving around in a tank attempting to massacre the whole city, which was not possible, so I gave up. I'm surprised more people don't mention GTA.

Agreed.. but I bake my own, so cookies rule. You can also buy soft chips deluxe cookies at most grocery stores (specially marked - the others are hard as a sidewalk). Hint: if you microwave them with a drop of water they soften up like they just came out of the oven. I'm like Martha Stewart, except uncaged!

That's a parody?

On Mars, and with a portal to hell? Come on.. a warehouse won't do it. Cubicles, maybe.

It works now.. weird. I must have lost my connection for a minute or something.

I get 404 errors when I click your title bar links (Mozilla Firefox, latest version).

He should take over now, Leno has enough cars already.

Did they just push up the release date? Aww..