netmonkey

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  1. A car that was parked outside my house today

    Stop it with the british culture references. Now, let's talk about cowboys and stuff...
  2. I really don't get it... Gamelife and MTV?

    Boo: If ain't on youtube I ain't seeing it
  3. Things the Internet Cares About

    24. MySpace though it should be like in the top 5. Speaking of which, should we have an idle thumbs group on myspace? it's where teh kool(aid) kidz hang out theze dayz, yoz.
  4. Post You Pic Thread

    Loonyboi is the producer of Civ 4?! Here's a picture of me from a couple of months ago. I look nothing like this anymore, but I thought it was a good picture for the ladeez. Oh, and for the guys, too:
  5. Ron Gilbert interview on Gamasutra

    Well, about dreamfall. Some of the dialog was great, but Ragnar really has a problem editing the dialog. Sometimes it keeps repeating the same info over and over, and then all of the sudden you get a "by the way, I will be going to your party, Zoe" and it breaks the interest. Yeah, sure the dialog feels "real", but real life is boring.
  6. Brighton UK Develop Conference

    We have a Hastings here, and they sell movies, music, video, books... it's pretty big. Also, I drink coffee.
  7. Monkey Island Music On Piano

    I could never ever again play CMI and EMI, but to not play Monkey Island 1 and 2 for 10 years? that's just insane. I must at least watch the introduction once in a while... GROG! GROG! GROG!
  8. The World Cup hate thread

    Crazy, it's the same in my home country, Venezuela, because our team has yet to make it. Maybe next time. But I didn't know the Canadians were crazy about football.
  9. The World Cup hate thread

    I was wondering about the lack of a world cup thread in this forum. LeChimp, I am also watching it from the US, though I'm not really from the US and I'm watching it in spanish on Univision... I really need the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL", you see. Spaff, go uh... I've got nothing.
  10. Grrr! Double Fine's website is restricted!

    I got a reply: THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Wonderful.
  11. Grrr! Double Fine's website is restricted!

    People are dumb. You make a mild joke about being a dying kid and Gamespot kind of takes it seriously by adding a news post, commenters get it less. You're right; this is why this game didn't sell. People take games waaaaay too seriously. So I had to put a freaking note about sense of humor in my e-mail to microsoft. Because they might think that making shitty software and getting away with it is funny, but maybe they don't get the whole dying boy thing.
  12. On the word Gamer...

    I hate the word. I hate when people write "for gamers to enjoy." and/or "gamers not only play 3d violence simulators, but they also play games that challenge the brain". We are people, damn it! Why do we have to be put in some sort of group like we are either a race, a specific religion, or have a sexual orientation away from the norm? Why don't they say "this is a book that readers will enjoy" or "this song will be enjoyed by listeners". Gah! Discuss.
  13. On the word Gamer...

    But the point, which is what annoys me, is that the term (and I mean the term gamer as a video game/computer game player, not the one that has to do with gambling, etc, etc.) usually has a negative connotation towards people who think that are too good to play a game (which really means that most current games that are actually advertised are really not made for them), and thus it's just making it worse and worse... It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
  14. On the word Gamer...

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a geek anymore, not at least in the united states... unless you play magic the gathering or D&D... then it's another story. but when people hear gamer, it's connotated to "ugh, a gamer. what is it with you people? why do you have to shoot kids in the face?" or something. And of course, it seems that the casual audience doesn't exist. You're either a gamer outside the gaming world just because you happen to have a console or bought a game, ever, or inside the gaming world you don't exist unless you're buying every single "good" game that comes out that is not too quirky or different from the norm.
  15. Once when I was like 13 I got pantsed by a girl while playing some silly game blindfolded. It was out in public, too!
  16. Dreamfall discussion *spoilers*

    No, the drawings by Faith seem to be a connection between the past, present, and future with zoe dressed in her typical clothes as well as the black house. The drawings by april ryan come from images in her dreams about Arcadia, and they also represent past, present and future, as some represents april's journey that is to come (since she was a girl when she drew them). They really need to go over the time stuff on the series, it's probably one of the most interesting things, and I'm sure it all has to do with the Storytime.
  17. Snakes on a Plane (and Gnarls Barkley)

    Idle Thumbs on a Plane :shifty: :shifty: "I want these motherfucking snakes Thumbs off this motherfucking plane".
  18. I wish he was my son

    So, what's your story with Hitler, anyway? From: Your biggest fan
  19. Dear Spaff, You ares teh awesome. Let's see... you founded mixnmojo and gave me hosting space, and started a revolution bigger than nintendo's! Plus, you've inspired us all with your mother fucking goose. Oh, and remember that time you confirmed the name of the xbox 360? I do remember I did a realistic rendering of that moment: IT is SO TEH TREU!111~,,dfja.
  20. Ballmer jackpot!

    Nikola Testis, Nikola Testis, Bill Gates, This is a song for you Nikola Testis, Nicola Testis, It’s all about crotch maltesers too, Nikola Testis, Nicola Testis, So Take a crotch malteser baby and chew I'd never regret the day you took me For better or for worse. I'd have all of your good qualities In order in my purse. (chorus) Bill Gates, Mr. Henry William Gates III Oh, I'd be the most envied woman in the world, Every day'd be a shopping spree... I wouldn't care if you're away a lot, 'Cause the best part of you's with me. Yes the best part of you’s with me, Your money (chorus) I’ll steal the blueprints for the next Windows There are so many things I need to know, Like what does NT mean anyway I heard it means “Network Technology” Well I think it means “Nice Try”, Nice try, While you’re at work I’ll disappear from here, hear hear, Please sign here, yes dear, I’m getting a divorce, Shame about the prenup, Its time for a cleanup of your accounts, I didn’t mean to hurt you, was gonna try and sue you, too bad for you, And this I do, not out of spite but hey, what’s a girl to do, I enjoyed your estate and your nice cars too but hey, It’s time to go, and thanks for the time I spent with you this song celebrates you, and all the things you do , Mr Henry, William Gates, the Third… Time to let go, let me fly like a bird, what have you learned, not to trust anyone who lusts after money like a dog after…bones, I can’t think of an ending.
  21. Japanese Wii-price: 25.000 yen (225 $)

    good deal!
  22. Double Fine kitten & game leak

    looks like a fake kitty. I wonder if the new game has to do with kittens. can someone read the type on the screen?
  23. Dreamfall discussion *spoilers*

    I was disappointed with the voice of Chavez. I loved the voice in the original game; it was so mystical and the accent was so romantisized; (all my years of great english with a small accent could have been thrown out the window when I could have had a thick accent that everone thought was h4wt). I dunno why they didn't bring the same guy back just for those two lines. And TLJ and Dreamfall are the same in over the top verbose and redundant dialog. I think it's nice that there is a lot of dialog, but I think that it's much better if they just mentioned things like once or twice and moved on. I know that the dialog is trying to be real, but real life isn't really dramatic. I particually remember the conversations with liv where Zoe says something important and then she says "oh by the way, I'm having a party...". It kind of kills it. Grumpy kind of mentions it in this article about voice acting and timing.
  24. Ballmer jackpot!

    You are truly insane, Yufst.
  25. I love you, Spafford (The Spaff Appreciation Thread)

    What are you talking about? He has just saved the day: