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I made this short little game called Saturday School to prove that you don't have to make games with titz and gunz, and to insult adventure purists by throwing a different perspective on the whole game mechanics, while at the same time keeping it cute and fun. It was originally made for a one-room game contest, but I didn't get around to completing the scripting until sometime last week. You guys are welcome to download this short little experience and bitch about it like Donnie Darko, that weird monkey island fan game, Prince of Persia 2/3, and J Allard's makeover! and Yufster's birthday (?) and Psychonauts, the Excellent Game™. (BTW, it's for Windows... so um... screw you, Mac users!)

Is this fo real? I guess it appeals to the native Australians, but seriously... does the controller actually return to your hand when you throw it?

I just realized something important: + = J Allard! In conclusion, J Allard is Lex Luthor!

blogged! http://blog.sethgodin.silkblogs.com/

W.h.a.t. T.h.e. F.u.c.k. D.o.e.s. S.t.a.l.k.e.r. S.t.a.n.d. F.o.r.?.

Aw, come on guys. Thanks for the worshiping, but all I did was constant whipping at my team to upload it. And by team I mean Scummbuddy. But he's too cool to post here so give me all the credit!

I smell 16 Candles (the movie) going on at your house... maybe you'll end up in a date with your school's hotest guy!!11 Happy Birthday!

I can upload it to mixnmojo or idle thumbs (well, not idle.. but someone can!), but then I'd kill y'all's bandwith.

It reminds of boost movie, or actually more like the t-mobile poser mobile comercials.

I just watched the fabled MTV show and it was just exactly as I expected with the celebrities and shiznit, yo! I liked how they revealed the xbox.. it's like a big ipod you can carry in your bag!

as I promised, my "team" was able to record and upload the show, in decent quality! http://lucasstyle.com/videos.htm

Far out, man, you can smoke the whole shoe!

People don't eat food in America! That's a lie! They eat crap that makes them not fat, or that's what the TV is trying to tell me all the time. I eat food. Deep fried, greasy, tasty food.

I love it when nerds buy the competition to nintendo to play nintendo games. Or not.

It's possible. I used to be pudgy. And then um... my mom stopped cooking for me and I found food to be only essential to survive and not enjoy. Now I look like J Allard.

what. the fuck?

It's all latex and spandex. Half star treak/superhero costume, half Larry Wachowski's fetish fantasies.

Aw, man! I want everything in Microsoft to have that 360 degree feeling though, yo! Like J Allard's earing.

I didn't know Microsoft marketed their employees, too! Next up: Bill Gates?

IGN has posted an image of the greatest movie ever... DOOM: http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/490/490104/img_2646430.html Starring "The Rock", apparently. He should consider the role for Gordon Freeman on the Half-Life movie because... check this out: Just replace that bat with a crowbar and put some glasses on! *CUE METAL SOUNDTRACK*

Oh yeah, I expect them to buy off the local business once word leaks out to McDonald's HQ. I guess I'm ready for it now that I'm aware this Chipotle place exits. I think you should try to help anyone you see in distress, if you can. Well, if there's a fire you can just run inside the building and get them out, but at least make sure someone called the fire dept. And if your help is worthless, then oh, well... maybe next time. And uh... make sure to help out the chix0rz, specially if they're hot. And maybe guyx0rz, too, if you're into that sort of thing...

Does Chipotle sell expensive ($5+) gourmet burritos, nachos, and tacos (quality stuff unlike Taco Bell)? They got a local place here like that, and I guess they must have stolen the idea from Chipotle.

It's not my fault that you don't understand the whoaness of keanu.

That hellogamer site has a lot of spoilers, including a cloesup of the dreambox controllers (including dvd player), the real xbox logo (unlike those idiots at idle toes who got it all wrong)... It's good to play togetha, yoz.

Just like the old Apple computers circa iMac-era. Appliances are weird, anyway. Like, for example, Samsung makes some really good products, but they're sometimes disguised with the cheesiest most unecessary things. I have this Tv that when not only you turn it on and off it has a horizontal slide doors fade, but also it makes a futuristic noise! I think it's just super cheesy, but the tv image looks great and all. I'm just disapointed that they had to ruin it with bleeps and transitions. It feels completely unprofessional.