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Pipe Swastika?? Where? Speaking of which, if you have Red Dwarf series 3 on DVD and play the backwards episode in reverse the closing theme backward it'll sound like "I saw swastikaaaaa...." and so on (dont you just love crazy satanic messages)

Die??? Evidence??? What are you guys talking about?

What™? Whats wrong?

Nope. It's not dirty. And I'm still not telling you what it means.

I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to do that. I WILL tell you what I AM allowed to say though. Cumbernauld is a town in Scotland. Cumbernauld Theatre is a theatre in Cumbernauld. Sm:)e is an upcoming play taking place there. This very same play is also going to be shown in Manchester. The full details of that are currently unknown. And as for what "Elephant Juice" means... think I'm gonna spoil the surprise???

Thats one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Its a nice thought though.

The name "Jake" reminds me of the Blues Brothers actually.

I live inside a comic strip. My friend/creator Martin lives here.

True... But making the foot appear is more fun. In fact, we should have it as a smilie.

I think it was the pyramid with the moon on it. Get to one of the lower floors and gather all the inchworms together and they'll turn into a big foot. I think you have to use the gem card as well on this bit of the level to get all the worms. If you stand on one of the moons however, Keen will "moon" you.

Naw man, click here to find oot aboot it. By the way we don't actually live in Glesga (Ned word for Glasgow). We live in a small town thats sort-of near it.

You have nothing to worry about. I've never tasted bucky (Buckfast to all you non-scots) and I dont carry a chib. And niether does Martin.

I'd get John Passfield and Steve Stamatiadis to finish making Gruesome Castle (The sequel to Flight of the Amazon Queen) and maybe some of their other planned games that they couldn't get finished (Stereo Jack for example). I'd also buy the rights to Commander Keen and hire Tom Hall, Adrian Carmack, John Romero, John Carmack and anyone else who worked on Keen back in the old days. I'd get them to make "The Universe is Toast" and just leave them to it. I'd also buy the rights to Monkey Island™ and give them to Ron Gilbert.

There are certainly a few spelling errors here and there.

That is the dumbest idea I have ever heard. It's probably dumber than this idea of mine.

Theres also this sprite movie that I uploaded on to my website. Its not mine, but I want you guys to see it.

You should check out the sequels (yes thats right, this is a trilogy) Plan 9 from Underpants also features some more Keen references (Look for the Dopefish in the world map, not to mention some secret messages in the Standard Galactic Alphabet) Conquest of Animutopia is the final episode in the Colin Mochrie vs Jesus H. Christ Trilogy. If you pay close attention you might see the Commander Keen Leprechaun from the previous episode. Also visit www.dopefish.com

By the way I dont think it was available for GBA but it was available for the GBColour. It sucks according to those who have played it (I've been trying to find the rom without any success so I cant express my opinion here). Keen Dreams sorta reminds me of Red Dwarf. That "Quarantine" episode where Rimmer goes insane. Heres what I'm talking about: LISTER: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer. You can let us out. RIMMER: I can't let you out. LISTER: Why not? RIMMER: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years. CAT: Could we see him? RIMMER: See who? CAT: The King. RIMMER: Do you have a magic carpet? LISTER: Yeah, a little three-seater. RIMMER: So, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! Thats probably the only reason I kept on playing Keen Dreams. To see the King of the potato people. Wouldn't you agree that there's some sort of similarity?

I first played Keen4 The secret of the oracle when I was 11 (I think) years later thanks to Andrew Kepple (the biggest Commander Keen fan ever) I started playing it again. I downloaded all the others and played them. Check out this fanimutation. It was created by Andrew Kepple and contains some Monty Python references through the use of Keen sprites.

My name as you all know is Bobo Donkey™. I wish I was an actual real life character but alas, you dont get bald, blue faced characters with green noses and colourful clothing in real life so instead, I'll tell you about the human who created me. His name is Martin and he lives in a small town in central Scotland. He has led a hard life being brought up in a place full of neds (click here to find out about them). Every day he would get beat up, taunted, called names etc etc, so he had to go to a different high school from all his friends(?). He still leads a fairly saddish life though. And out from the imagination of his mind, he created me. Its tragic, but hey, if it wasnt for his sad life, I would never exist. As for me, I am currently being tormented by this guy called Eat (see my comic strip for details).