Erwin_Br

--Erwin

You don't shave your legs or uh... anything? --Erwin

And now you don't shave at all. So uh, doesn't that beard itch at times? --Erwin

That's a stupid question. Of course I use shaving cream. Perhaps my skin doesn't like that either? Anyway, I *do* have a sensitive skin. --Erwin

Is that a ladder in your pocket, or...? --Erwin

Painful no, but my skin's usually quite irritating and a bit stinging when I shave too late. I never grew a *real* beard, though. Only a goatee. --Erwin

Not even early in the morning when you just wake up??? I'm sorry for you, man --Erwin

Ouch. Please don't remind me of that HORRIBLE day when we lost all our content in the annual LFN server crash. I should've made backups, goddamnit. --Erwin

Life is such a badly designed game. I mean, you can walk off a cliff and die! And it has dead ends and mazes! And you can't even save. Life sucks. --Erwin

Well, I think there are a lot of hypocrites too. I have quite a collection of original boxed and jewelcased games, but I can't and won't pretend I've never downloaded something illegally. --Erwin

Remo doesn't use razors either, judging from his picture. --Erwin

I live in Apeldoorn, which is the 7th biggest city in the Netherlands with a population of 155000 (I already hear some Americans laugh at that number). Apeldoorn's area covers 314 km². We're surrounded by woods, which is quite nice. Apeldoorn is known in the Netherlands for it's Royal Palace (Het Loo). (We're also known because of some silly commercials from a big insurance company headquartered here). Apeldoorn from the sky. Palace 'Het Loo', one of the palaces of the Dutch royal family. It's a museum now. It's located near the woods where the family used to hunt deer. A cafe in the centre of the city. The former city hall. The woods. Apeldoorn was liberated by the Canadians during WW2. This is a monument. An exact copy of this monument is located in Ottowa, Canada. Canadian war veterans used to travel to the Netherlands to participate in a parade in Apeldoorn on Liberty day every year. The last parade was held two years ago. Most veterans have passed away now or are unable to visit anymore. --Erwin

The Longest Journey and Counter-Strike. I don't have much time to play, though. Sometimes I invite some friends over for the weekend and we'll play Medal of Honour, WarCraft 3 and Unreal Tournament over the LAN. --Erwin

I'm in the fortunate position of having a job as network admin at quite a big school (College) where we run a shitload of different applications. The licenses for these applications cover home use for employees, so I can legally burn a copy for home use. Some of the goodies include Photoshop 7, various MacroMedia shit and LightWave 3D 7.5. I would never be able to buy this myself, and I can't live without some of these apps anymore. --Erwin

Oh yeah! It would leave a neat mark saying "NAMGNIW" on your forehead as well! --Erwin

Sony 'hit bit' MSX! Oooo, the sweet memories. --Erwin

Oooo! Wowie. Did I mention I like older women? Ask Deadworm! <-- oi! That's some horny smiley. How did that one get in here?

I never managed to save these files on cassette, so at the end of the day my proud work was always lost when turning off the 'puter. Still, though: At least it kept me off the streets dealing pot before they made it legal. --Erwin

So let me get this straight; You're a Jewish orphan with an infected eye (like this: )? This is Dr. Phil material!!! --Erwin

Most of the stuff on this forum isn't really needed. That's why posts here don't count. I hope I didn't offend you too much, though. --Erwin

Those cassettes were FANTASTIC! I used to listen to the hypnotic beeps and hi-tones for hours when I was young. It's better than smoking pot, I tell ya. --Erwin

His unfortunate parents, probably. --Erwin

Could someone donate a few posts to me, please? I want to buy a good reputation. --Erwin

Buckfast? Is that a beer? --Erwin

Which is a ridiculous rule. I mean, why? Possible answer: To prevent users from posting too much nonsense only to rack up their post count. Then I ask again; Aren't we supposed to post a lot of nonsense in this part of the forum? --Erwin