Wormsie

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  1. Psychonauts hate thread

    From Adventure Gamers Forums:
  2. Read any good books lately?

    Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol. Have been reading that for MONTHS now. Yes, not very actively.
  3. ...but I never thought it'd be by two PC Gamer staff members. (Read from post 155 onwards.) It could have more to do with the fact that Grim Fandango and The Longest Journey were great games, and that Moment of Silence is a pile of shit [edit: no, that's not fair. It's better than that. It's just not a great game]. It's either that, or some elaborate editorial conspiracy... Hmmm, which could it be? Moment of Silence was so poorly constructed they didn't even bother to have exit indicators. It was as if someone had distilled all cliche into one pure block of tedium. Aliens?! In the future?! A conspiracy?! Missing people?! Corrupt police?! How did they think of it all! The writing was horrible. "Look at my Future-Telescreen! I'd better hop on my space-jet and go to the Mega-Newspaper stand. Gosh, everything's very futuristic today." The voice acting was hopeless, the story dreadful, the whole thing dated and bugged to crap. Gab Knight 3 was also hideous. "Use the syrup on the hole and squirt the cat with the plant spray stolen from the priest to get the fur to make the moustache to make a disguise to match a passport to hire a motorbike." But not in a fun, LucasArts way, oh no. In a deathly serious, when do the bloody vampires start appearing, way. As someone pointed out, Syberia gets good mentions in both the US and UK mag. Dreamfall has been getting lots of attention. Why? Because they're good games. Not bad ones. (Unlike the worthless Syberia 2). Sparsity does not make the games better. That adventure games are few and far between is not a reason to deny reality and pretend to like the drivel that pours out. A Moment of Silence is an embarrassing heap when put alongside any of the genre classics. And the genre averages. I cannot speak for Gamer US, but as the regular adventure reviewer for Gamer UK I can speak with some conviction that claims made in this thread are untrue. I adore adventure games. They are the reason I'm a gamer. But I am not prepared, and never will be, to pretend that the awful rubbish that dominates the genre today is any good, just because it's thin on the ground. There is no conspiracy, or jaded attitude. Just critical faculties. John Walker PC Gamer UK Well, he still thinks that Syberia was good, but this is an improvement. I feel strangely refreshened and righteous.
  4. Dinosaur Comics

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  5. PCI-Express vs. AGP?

    what ys said.
  6. Briiiight eyes

    Umbeðin síða fannst ekki
  7. Dwarven rogue stares death in the goggle

    With this! Oooh isn't she beautiful? The above sentences contain a link to Paco Vink's website. He draws LucasArts fan art, too, like the Monkey Island 1 comic.
  8. xbox 360 design

    "This is a PS3 i designed just for fun... But somehow it became kind of famous as more and more people thought this was actually a picture of a prototype coming directly from Sony, and this picture was then displayed in many magazine... rather funny" - http://www.omind.net/data/ps3.htm
  9. Psycho Store

    ....
  10. Psycho Store

    For a second I thought that was the PC version, but it's just the soundtrack...
  11. Psychonauts hate thread

    Does Double Fine Company Shop sell the PC version or is that just a fake, too?
  12. Psychonauts hate thread

    *goes to Bittorrent and warez sites*
  13. Yet another Psychonauts thread

    Ditto.
  14. Psycho Store

    True. Although I didn't know manatees had yellow wavy hair. In most pictures their hair has been more reddish.
  15. Psycho Store

    It IS beautiful.
  16. Psychonauts PC Demo out

    Admit it, you just want me to buy the t-shirt even if it doesn't fit me!
  17. Psychonauts PC Demo out

    I'm 170 cm, slim. Usually I wear size S, because size XS is impossible to find. Some S's are fine, others aren't... And my guess is that the US size S is larger than the European one. BTW, Trep, I think I can borrow my brother's credit card (here's hoping).
  18. Psycho Store

    The link is still up at the mojo discussion thread...
  19. predictable much?

    blender's edge
  20. Psycho Store

    So do I, in fact. But this will be solved quickly. EDIT: Like this.
  21. Psychonauts PC Demo out

    No. Actually, the smallest size they've got is S. I hate Tim. EDIT: And they have size 3XL!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?
  22. Psychonauts PC Demo out

    They do? They do?! I ... I love you, Tim. :\
  23. Psycho Store

    Oh, I love you! (((( Trep ))))
  24. Psycho Store

    Well, maybe because the shop hasn't been opened yet officially. There's been no official announcement in the Double Fine website.
  25. Psycho Store

    Me? Please, unca Trep! Living in Finland, I can't order one for myself! They probably don't ship here... :chaste: :chaste: :chaste: In return I will send you a framed photo of J posing. Or money.