Wormsie

Awesome obstacle courses.

Pratchett it the one who is really doing mass market. Someone who is capable of writing 20+ books with exactly the same plot and building a fanbase around that is clearly looking for nothing but money.

And then you all will find out that it's just a pantyhose.

Watch your tongue, young man! Here's a song for you, Tim. She lives in this house over there, Has her world outside it. Scrapples in the earth with her fingers and her mouth she's five years old. Thread worms on a string, Keeps spiders in her pockets, Collects fly-wings in a jar Scrubs horse-flies and pinches them on a line. She has one friend, he lives next door, They're listenening to the weather, He knows how many freckles she's got, She scratches his beard. She's painting cute spoons, And glues them together, They saw a big raven, It glided down the sky, she touched it. Today is a birthday They're smoking cigars, He's got a chain of flowers, And sows a bird in her knickers, They're smoking cigars, They lie in the bathtub, A chain of flowers.

Please DO.

FOR GOD'S SAKE! USE MORE PARAGRAPHS, THANK YOU!

What are the best 404 pages ever? I think this is pretty cool: http://timisgod.mixnmojo.com/404page.html

A year-old thread being rescued by some random soul...

...I suppose Trep was being sarcastic.

< cue the comments about deadworm and Trep taking all threads off-topic to sex >

Please elaborate. Only once have I had a disgusting sexual experience, and even that was a feeling I only got afterwards. No jokes about morning sickness.

...No, that's just television.

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1722959,00.html What else is there to say...?

Tried to install Fedora, mouse didn't work. Installed Red Hat 9, the system hung up when it was supposed to check for network connection. Re-installed windows.

Rape. She likes it rough.

Team sports are evil and a major reason for general dislike for sports.

Dear GOD! :\ MOM!

I was able to communicate with the cashier. "Cheers mate!" It just struck me as odd. You are likely to not understand the waiter or be understood by the waiter in a Chinese restaurant, sure, but otherwise there aren't too many service workers from abroad working in Finland. At least, not yet. And I think that Englishman was the owner or something like that...

BTW, they had lots of older games for sale in the bargain bin, such as the Sam and Max + Day of the Tentacle double CD and Broken Sword 1.

Yep, in the brand new Kamppi. I don't know if they have stores elsewhere, too - it might be possible.

There is only one EB Games shop in Finland (as far as I know), and strangely enough, the first day it was opened the clerk there was English. And only spoke English. In Finland. Where English is a foreign language. Like, what.

Finland is the most American country in the world.