Wormsie

That explains - at least - why he is so popular among women.

James Bond is gay?

I think it's a butterfly.

I forgot that ys is NOT a staff member. In fact. So now Yufster's post looks a little out of place.

Happy fish-of-the-turbot-kind day!

And another bleah to you for the title change, Kingz.

Bleah to you.

I'm more stay-at-home type, not like those other party wyrms. *blows smoke*

Bleah to you.

I'm happy for you, Randall.

Ewwww.

Adventure Gamers used to be the dirty minds club.

ÁTTÉNTÌÒN!!!!!! THE TEXT BELOW IS ONE LINK!!!! NOTHING IS HIDDEN!!!!!!!! SO DON'T FRET, RYAMBACO, BE BRAVE AND CLICK AHEAD! YOU CAN DO IT! The Unza Unza music is the product of sophisticated, state-of-the-art laboratories where attempts were being made at developing the atom bomb that was meant to protect the Balkan peoples' integrity and sovereignty. What came out of those labs instead was a music that claimed to be the most effective way of producing extra proteins - those fundamental substances that control the most basic function of any living being: love. The Unza Unza music is a bunch of different musical flowers from the Balkans, bound up in a single rhythm of two quarter notes that is called Unza Unza after the sound of its beat. But, beware: the word Unza must be repeated at least twice, as in Unza Unza. Only by uttering it twice can the production of extra proteins be possible and effective. The results of scientific tests conducted on blood samples taken from people who had seen Emir Kusturica's film Black Cat, Wild Cat - the first truly Unza Unza movie - have shown that when you listen to this music, the production of extra proteins is increased 7-fold, compared to when you eat, say, a lemon, honey, nuts or garlic, 8.4-fold compared to when you make love, or even 11-fold compared to when you make use of cocaine or other powerful drugs. In their desire to help make it easier for humankind to produce extra proteins, scientists have declared the No Smoking band as the first band truly representative of Unza Unza music and have agreed to recruit them as the greatest generator of extra proteins. If you want to help yourself or your loved ones, you should play the band's CD every day and repeat to yourself the Unza Unza syntagma, for this is the best way to produce extra proteins. Your perseverance will be rewarded. Through their research work, scientists have discovered that you need to dance to the rhythm of this music if you want to improve your production of extra proteins and discover the only truth that matters: "The dance is sex". -Dr Nele Karajilic, Institute for extra proteins investigations, Sokolac

Jumping on the bandwagon so late? Tchk. Anyway, I'll look more closely at that White Button thing, too. The only thing I liked about No Smoking Orchestra was the fact that they have good players & the Unza Uza thing was delicious. Otherwise, their presence was not for my liking - nor their songs or the singer.

I recently re-read my Asterix books, and noticed that the violence seemed almost boring in the end. But just almost.

Let me post this as a conclusion to this whole thing: I could start explaining you there wheres and whys and give you a detailed analysis of which part of my post was serious and which one wasn't, and what I meant seriously and what I didn't mean seriously, and to which forums in which discussion boards on what dates all thereferences that nobody got were from. I've done it before, in the very famous "all amateur adventure gamers should die" debate, for example. But that would just be too pathetic, and we are treding in a rather pathetic ground here already. So let me just present this point list to you: 1) I'm an idiot. 2) My incredibly large ego compared with insecurity and a feeling of being completely inadequate makes it difficult for me to sometimes get a joke about myself. Usually I manage without imploding, but this time I didn't. This, however, does NOT mean that you should take everything I say seriously. On the contrary, the less of what I say you take seriously, the better! 3) The only person I usually joke about is myself. That doesn't mean that I don't have a sense of humour: my jokes just aren't people-centered. I think that would be mean. And as we can see, jokes like that can be too easily misunderstood. 4) That post where I said that I would leave was mostly said in humour. But the main reason I'm not going to post here as often is just because I don't see a reason to take part in discussion. I try to analyze my own problems and a feeling of emptyness instead of trying to fill that space with it with TV or Internet. Or alternatively fill it with something productive and useful, because there's millions of cool things I could (and should) be doing. 5) Three years of bullying taught me how to hide all my feelings very effectively, so all the pent-up feelings just burst, usually. Anyway, my next post is about Asterix and it's very short.

Apparently I should improve my sense of understanding irony, too. A lot.

Are you taking this personally? Please: do not take this personally.

No, Trep, you misunderstand me, and I apologise. I was too aggressive. Seriously, I can't handle this sort of lightheartedness anymore. As I have said, I'm completely overdosed with lightheartedness, and that's why I have decided to radically cut down the time I spend here & at AG forums. That way, I'm able to handle the lightheartedness elsewhere - MSN discussions, ForeverDream board, etc. BTW, we need a kitten here, and fast.

Exactly. I'm sick and tired of all the freaking lightheartedness. There's too much lightheartedness around here.

You know what, I'm sick and tired of ALL of this. This is the last straw! Good bye everyone, I'm LEAVING! And someone send me a mail when Langhorne Underground is released. And Vimes: Seriousness factor was near 0, but then again, you don't know me.

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Well, you just said it. See? Eventually you will say it. My signature is clairvoyant. I'm curious to know why you mention my signature now, however. I've been editing it for many many weeks now.

I... Lets put it nicely... I feel very, very uncomfortable around Yufster. I wouldn't if she hadn't forced us all an overdose of herself.

From www.tintin.com: "Tintin is probably the strangest character in the history of the strip cartoon. Unlike the majority of cartoon heroes, he has no particularly remarkable characteristic. True, he is intelligent, astute, quick-witted and almost invincible.. But when one examines him more closely, it is his unreality which is most startling. Take the name for a start. In neither French nor English does it mean anything. Is it a first name or a surname? Next look at his round face with only little dots for eyes and mouth and a small button of a nose. The only distinctive feature is the celebrated quiff. Then there is his profession, one which except in the very first book we never see him exercise. Tintin is not a typical reporter. He has no real age; sometimes he seems to be a child, at other times an adolescent, but generally he behaves like an adult.. His sexlessness is also noteworthy. At no time does he have a girlfriend, or do marriage plans interfere with his adventures. Strictly speaking, he is characterless. This could be seen as a weakness, but that would be a basic misunderstanding of the great coherence of Hergé’s world. In fact this is the neutrality of the hero which is the key element of the books’ success. It is this lack of personality which enables him to change from having been a colonialist in 1930 to taking sides with guerillas in 1975 without any feeling of contradiction. As a neutral character he fulfills marvelously the essential role of a hero of a cartoon series, allowing readers scope for identification. This enable anyone, whether boy or girl, young or old, French or Japanese, the chance to live the extraordinary adventures of Hergé’s books. And around his neutral hero, Hergé could over the years add a whole collection of richly coloured, often type cast characters. In this way the series of adventures could be enriched, gaining variety and intensity while, thanks to Tintin, retaining that immediacy which makes them so very readable."