Wormsie

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  1. Somebody make it stop

    Hey, I live in Finland. The vast majority of men here are uncircumcised. Or so I've heard. It'd be a lot more difficult to find circumcised men.
  2. Help me with a problem!

    Reason number one to hire a real translator...
  3. Somebody make it stop

    Circumcised, castrated, what's the difference? You can't enjoy sex after either one. Sex feels better if you're not circumcised.
  4. Somebody make it stop

    Where did you get the idea that I would be castrated? Let me tell you: I'm NOT going to be castrated.
  5. Somebody make it stop

    Well, my post didn't make any sense in this thread to begin with.
  6. Somebody make it stop

    This just in: You can get pregnant from touching somebody's genitals. I do presume, however, that one's own don't count. Anyway, think how easy procreation would be...
  7. Half Life 2 First Impressions

    I got to... some strange kind of place, and some woman talked a lot and pressed a few buttons so that an elevator rolled up... and then suddenly things stopped happening so I tried to kill her with grenades but she was indestructible as I had suspected. So basically, I think I've encountered a bug... The game's story is too "in-your-face", though I've got to admit the beginning was cool, with all the bullying from the guards and crying people and raids and stuff.
  8. Captain August launches

    That last comic ruled, too. Man, it's just getting better and better!
  9. Sleep

    Well, I'm going to stay up the whole night, no sleep at all. Ironically, I am feeling sleepy now, so maybe I should try it after all...
  10. Man, what am I, an illegal Chinese immigrant?

    Maybe if you added three dots after Ffs to signify a pause. Ala MI2. In any case it was really fantastic.
  11. Outlook vs Thunderbird

    Thunderbird has taken over the world. Rejoice.
  12. Unlocking Half-Life 2

    Windows XP is really freaky. It tells me that "there's no need to defragment your drive" but when I start defragmenting anyway, it manages to defragment 1% in two hours.
  13. Man, what am I, an illegal Chinese immigrant?

    Don't work, people. That's how I manage...
  14. Another riddle

    If he has a box of matches, he can only light one box of matches, not three.
  15. Folding your shirts

    I can do origami... to some extent.
  16. Folding your shirts

    I can't do it either.
  17. Are Adventure Games Dead?

    And snowing. Looks beautiful.
  18. Half Life 2 First Impressions

    Those were just the "why it feels like a mod" points. Who knows, maybe I will love HL2 when I have finished it. And then I will make out with Kingzjester.
  19. Half Life 2 First Impressions

    1) You're always out of ammo. 2) The only enemies you encounter are zom... I mean, those policemen/agents/whatever things. And headcrabs. Gotta have headcrabs! 3) There's some kind of a story there. 4) The setting is atmospheric.
  20. Folding your shirts

    That was awesome. Totally.
  21. Your own personal Jesus

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  22. Are Adventure Games Dead?

    Hunky, if we are giggling it means we think you're fooking hot.