Wormsie

It's a religious site. A quote: "A little porn is like a little heroine. It's gonna jack you up one way or the other." And they sell these t-shirts that say "save the kittens" or something and stuff like that.On the other hand it IS a dirty site. In on of the videos they throw a kitten across the room!

Come again? Moos, remember what God does to kittens.

Oh, c'mon! It's Ireland! Kids there get beaten up and molested if they don't learn English quickly enough.

I do not want to attempt subtlety. There's been nothing subtle about any of my innuendos. Besides, I'm not a native English speaker.

No. They are un-versatile because the interpretation of the old smileys wasn't always or . You know that facial expression experiment Alfred Hitchcock was always talking about? Like that, yeah.

The smileys are no longer as versatile.

Death. I see.

Those new smileys are innaccurate.

H-how?

I was just about to warn you, Moosferatu. Any more references to sex and they'll send Chris to do the N-Gage under your window. Take heed, Grasshopper. Me? I've sterilized myself since the latest incident...

So is that duck of yours.

That's kinda the point.

Point taken, anyway... *shrugs*

You DO understand that I'm joking? EDIT: Especially about the smell thing.

Chris's comment was so bit... nasty that his name deserved a "Mr".And I don't think what he said is true, even. I'm just shattering his teeny-weeny heteronormative fallacies.

Besides, I have noticed that if I swear I always get into trouble. So I try to control it unless it's clearly irony...

Well, yeah, in a way you're right, you shit fuckering shit cock.

I dunno.

Are you afraid she'd ejaculate and make the forums all sticky?

Hmm... I'm happy that Richard's happy! (For all possible reasons )

Tell me everything you told him about me! I'd love to know. And tell me everything else, too!

Yessir!

Anyway... How about those cookies? And does Richard know you secretly fancy me?