Spaff

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  1. Hitchhikers Guide - new trailer

    "I still think Chris Barry would have been the perfect Arthur Dent..." yeh maybe... i dunno - he is perfect at having low or no self esteem whatsoever, but with arthur its not so much that he has low self esteem more than hes just almost completley incapable of anything.... naive and generally confused... chris barry characters (rimmer, brittas etc) tend to be characters that no one in the show can stand - even the character themsevles. Arthur is just.. there. maybe that doesnt make sense ¬¬
  2. Another Question for Americans

    dude, where's my volvo?
  3. What would you happily murder someone for?

    Dont Make Me Kill You Too
  4. these are games i dont recommend Chicken run Spirit of Speed 1937
  5. Rez space channel 5 & sequel , ikaruga, virtua tennis (not the sequel) powerstone 1 & 2 soul calibur, errrrmmm.... and get blue stinger for dogs bowser
  6. Good Gaming Magazines

    i posted a massive argument but it was just not worth reading ¬¬ i hate you.
  7. Good Gaming Magazines

    Games™ is the best actual consumer gaming magazine in the UK I'd say. Its way less full of shit than edge plus they fill half their magazine with retro stuff and seem to be comprised of gamers rather than fucking idiots. Also Rob consolvania occasionally writes for them. Edge can basically be read in one trip to the toilet - read the columns and ignore the rest then wipe your arse with the 'up my own arse' reviews. Develop sometimes has some good articles that are often more in depth: analytical type shite aimed at in-industry types i guess, some of it is crap tho ¬ MVC the trade magazine is occasicanally quite interesting but is mostly indy retailers bitching about TESCO or WALMART or companies selling their services. other than that nothing really cuts the meatloaf.... pczone has some good writers
  8. european gamer afraid of cooties?

    north american release will be called 'Ico2' or probably it will get slightly redesigned to get more americans involved.. all the christan fucks that seem to be abundant over there.... 'david and goliath'
  9. there is a game.. called univeral warrior and its fucking genius not universal soldier .. but warrior. it involved building a robot and entering it into a series of levels, you bet o nthe robot and insure part sof it if you want... after the level you play you have to fix broken shit or buy new parts and then enter the next area. was sooo good. http://exotica.fix.no/gallery/games/images/u/UniversalWarrior.jpg http://www.amigagames.com/gage/u/universalwarrior.html
  10. i must say i prefer the original tempest arcade - with the funky swirly controller - definitley one of the greatest game series ever though
  11. Idiots in online games.

    also the chance of being killed in towns is very low because the towns are guarded by massive burly level 60NPCs most of the time and you cant kill your own faction.... also yes i hate a load of online people but but take solace in the fact that their lives are probably meaningless. i dont think ive ever been threatened with death but i was told that i had made someones hate list by someone the other day hahaha lame.
  12. Crashday

    do you simply not just mean 'the most realistic looking non gran turismo game ever' ?
  13. Games everyone likes (but really suck)

    i would have to say the most over rated filth we have to deal with comes in the form of: Halo (a well polished turd saved only by decent coop play that was removed from pc version ) Gran Turismo (as interesting as driving to the shops with your gran) Golden eye (big time, man that is a piece of SHIT!) ANY American football or baseball game.... any of them.. all of them in fact. sports management games (are you fucking crazy? )
  14. Hitchhikers Guide - new trailer

    p.s jeff goldblum would have been waaaay better as ford ¬¬
  15. Hitchhikers Guide - new trailer

    Prostetnic Vogont Jeltz's poetry was audible in the radio series and the TV series wasnt it? ¬¬ i'm really rather ¬¬ on this whole project tbh... but i look forward to another incarnation of the same story 3 just isn't enough. The second trailer made it look a lot better... Martin Freeman .... Arthur Dent Mos Def .... Ford Prefect :tdown: Sam Rockwell .... Zaphod Beeblebrox Bill Nighy .... Slartibartfast Alan Rickman .... Marvin the Paranoid Android (voice) :tup: Stephen Fry .... The Book (voice) :tup: Simon Jones .... Magrathean Announcer = needed a bigger part
  16. Pulp

    hooray well done for being a blur fan in the dark days of brit pop anyways, I still enjoy Pulp's first few albums, or rather middle few. They basically lost it after Different Class and made some pretty poor albums so screw them all to HELL!! HELL I SAY!! 'His 'n Hers' is the best one.... possibly....
  17. bravo!! that was quite quite meaningless
  18. Does anyone play Doom or Doom 2 anymore?

    oh come now, we should all download get doom and have a big idle thmbs doom fest.
  19. Idle Thumbs and the CONs - A modest proposal.

    im just gonna get drunk and fall over people lots probably get some good journalism done too.
  20. Games that never were...

    duke nukem forever ? ¬ ¬
  21. College

    except for when i came to visit right? I dont think they do the shared 'dorms' thing in england, mabe some places.. also the 'dorms' are called halls of residence... im not sure why. They are almost 100% guaranteed to be totally shocking (unless you got to oxford or something) also 'English 113' whats with the number?
  22. Halo, what a waste of time?

    "The extreme precision and fluidity? " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
  23. Tim on Gamespot TV Thing

    if anyone compares the excellent game psychonauts to harry potter again then they will personally get a fist in the face from me.. that is all