Spaff

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  1. Q: What's more over rated than Golden eye and Halo combined? A: ¬¬
  2. Now THIS is a DooM case!

    http://www.bit-tech.net/article/146
  3. Lucasarts on Star Wars IP

    hmmm this all sounds very familiar....
  4. Smilies that I hate

    change them back to the way they were before!
  5. The ultimate keyboard

    can you animate the buttons? can you could randomise the keys all the time to confuse yourself? can you make the buttons flash on and off if so, can you make games that you control on the keyboard that are also displayed on the keyboard?
  6. Full time gamesite writing gig

    also thumbs has a bunch of secret readers woot.
  7. Full time gamesite writing gig

    you should apply to confuse them heh seriously though, lets all apply as one entity LNC by Idle Thumbs we can spend the money on drugs and pie
  8. Why the Hate on Metal Gear?

    I liked MGS. I never played the whole way through the second one but I liked it. Not sure about the third one. Overall I like the series. EDIT: Argh um pretend I'm Yufster which I actually am.
  9. Oh no...

    You'd hardly notice the difference http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=33916
  10. Oh no...

    http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=33867 erm... maybe that didnt work AND maybe no one knows who these guys are ¬¬
  11. Newborn Babies are Ugly

    There's a show on TV right now about bunches of women giving birth. I don't wanna see that. Jesus Christ. Pregnancy isn't magical, and giving birth isn't a miracle. I don't want to see women groaning and moaning while popping a slimey little screaming head out from between her legs. That's sick. Between that, and really strong coffee, I now feel sick. And now the leading lady has been led off for stitches. Stitches? Where could she possibly need stitches? Good lord. Oh god. When are people gonna start admitting that giving birth isn't magical, it's just a job that needs to be done and it's disgusting?!? Also, stop saying "she's so beautiful!" when you pick up your newborn baby. No she's not. She's ugly and bruised and covered in mucas and blood, and her face has just been crushed between your legs. Stop lying.
  12. London

    www.cookdandbombd.co.uk That clip is from 'the day today' a 6 part television series from 1994. Brass eye was another show that is very similar. both DVDs are cheap on amazon.co.uk There are also several radio shows which can be found on torrents these days - on the hour, the Radio one shows and Blue Jam.. now go forth and buy morris.
  13. London

    wrong video codecs? i used the official divx 5 ones also the shut it wasnt really aimed at anything, it was a quote
  14. London

    Shut it Fuzzy, I want you to stop! This is important: They just broadcast this film 'reserved for times of crisis' on all stations in Britain!!!!!! THIS IS BRITAIN I've encoded it for you to divx.... (15mb) oh man its good to know everything is fine
  15. London

    I AM ALIVE i made it out of london before it went to hell and was stranded somewhere stupid because brighton station had a bomb scare and was closed too... so the train couldnt actually go any further and jsut turfed us out. Ben is at work and has no idea how to get home, nick is in a hotel bar somewhere near kings cross and also has no idea how to get home or where he is goin to sleep... no one else from thumbs uk was in london and so therefore are fine what a fucking morning...... jeez.
  16. Games of your dreams

    I dreamt Tim Schafer came in the girls changing room. -yuf
  17. You thought it would never happen again, perhaps you never cared, but this time we actually have a pretty decent prize, and here it is: To win this slightly soiled (actually its shrink wrapped and pristine) copy of Doom 3 for Xbox (NTSC) all you have to do is post a photograph of yourself discovering something incredibly and mind numbingly scary in the dark with your flashlight! The winner will be the person who captures the most fearsome and pant wetting image. Entries will be judged by us. So remember, a photo taken by you of: - a scary thing - discovered in the dark - with a flashlight The contest will end in a few days time when we remember to end it. Here are some fear inducing images sure to loosen the bowels and shiver the spine. May they inspire you to victory!!!!
  18. Timeline of the future

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_fictional_future_events thats the best thing on the internet* *maybe
  19. Timeline of the future

    Yes look at the entry for 2101.
  20. Dave Chappelle: Gnome Warlock

    He isn't funny. in fact he's completely unfunny.
  21. Dave Chappelle: Gnome Warlock

    yeah the advert for the chappelle show at the end of southpark episodes makes me want to fucking kill someone.
  22. Chibi Robo: game we missed at E3

    i played it briefly, it was kinda odd but looked interesting enough to be good.
  23. Idle Thumbs Giveaway!! - DOOM III Xbox

    wow... so.... we forgot about this then ¬¬ i guess we need to decide a winner now.... coming soon: the winner!
  24. Stupid people and their stupid little walk

    man... you just made me picture the ministry of funny walks monty python sketch. I dont often think of python, but John Cleese's legs swinging about like that is fucking hilarious.
  25. Stupid people and their stupid little walk

    Marek, I love you and your little fucking weird threads. My mother was a posture ninja, she'd creep up behind me and smash me in the smalll of my back while jerking back my head with her other hand, and then tell me how important a good posture was while I was in agony on the floor. -Yufster