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Everything posted by Spaff
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"Oh and the Remo stayed in my room at the Gaylord." is almost a very shifty sentence.
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At being a team based strategy online fps game it will yeah, but not at being a fast paced deathmatch frag-o-rama quake style game... both will be awesome.
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yeah basically.. single player quake.. art direction.... veiny monsters who gives a fuck? at e3 they only showed the single player.. we paid it no attention
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Man this thread is deep. - Yufster
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Tinkle (merrily). - Yuf
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I'm so territorial I pee all over the house so that everybody knows I live here, also sometimes I pee with excitement, in my pants. - YUFSTER
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Maybe there really is nothing wrong, she just felt compelled to take a really deep breath. I thought the problem was that girls sigh repeatedly until they get attention, whereby they pour out their feelings blah blah blah. But guys never pick up on that, so they silently boil with rage inside that they're not being paid attention to. And then whine about it for a bit. I didn't realise they're supposed to refuse to tell the nature of the problem after getting attention for the sigh. That's even retardeder. Sometimes if you feel down, it is nicer just to get a cuddle than it is to talk about why you're upset. This maybe could be percieved as a lack of communication. However, if you look closely, you can see that when I am sad, I perform sign language with the hair on my upper lip. So I am actually communicating. With my lip hair. That's why I would never shave my mouth. - Yufster
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Oh yes, I put so much sense into that post that I no longer have the ability to hear or touch things. The sigh is a most effective way of communicating, depending on the frequency, length and volume of the sigh it can mean any number of things. If men don't understand this they are obviously stupid, like mentally handicapped children. Also the pout, depending on how hard the lips are pressed together, can have up to twelve different meanings. Yet men fail to understand the meaning of a sigh. Like yesterday, I went into the living room, stood in the centre in front of the TV and said, 'Jesus, SIGHHH'. What was the reaction? Nothing, nobody was even in the room and the TV was off. This meant that my previous sigh, meaning, 'let's go watch a movie in the living room' had been misunderstood. That, or maybe he's ignoring me. Maybe he hates me. I'm going to go cut myself in the bathroom until I find some answers. Maybe I'll walk past him and yell, 'SIGHHH' at his face until he figures out something is wrong. Then, when he asks, I'll say, 'POUT' and throw myself onto the floor in a tantrum. This is how hard it is to make men sense that you're upset nowadays. Vlynn I recommend talking to your boyfriend about his problem using a series of high-frequency, trembling sighs. If he still won't listen, try pouting silently in the corner. Failing that, you could always post on an internet forum about what a cunt he is. - Yufster
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use your inspector morse powers or erm.. some American version of inspector morse Jack Bower? Columbo? Detective John Kimble?
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please...
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I'd give neither one any comfort. I'd feel threatened by the prettier girl, and disgusted and repelled by the fat one. - Yufster
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Look. There's a fat ugly woman on a park bench, blubbering loudly. As she sobs, her skin makes waves like a vast ocean of tar, melting under a hot texan sun. Beside her, there's a pretty, delicate girl, weeping into her soft hands as she sits alone. Cascades of rich, dark curls fall on her elegant shoulders. You can't tell me you'd rather console the fat ugly woman first. Imagine your arms getting crushed between fold mountains of fat as you attempt to put your arms around her. Imagine the decades of sweat and grime that have accumulated between those foul fatty flaps, those rancid pits of oil and grease that are consuming you, absorbing you into her, feeding her. Now imagine that sweet-smelling, pretty girl as she nestles her face against your neck, her lips pressed softly against your skin as her hands urgently, insistently search your body for an answer to her problem. Whatever that may be. -Yufster
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man I WANT TO PLAY QUAKE IV it looks... like quake http://www.planetquake3.net/download.php?op=fileid&lid=2208 i want it. and also ET Quake Wars give them to me
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yeah that bastard still, the quake movies are cool yay railguns!
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post a picture of your warlock Vlynn
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shh you ¬
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It didn't seem arrogant to me. Tim was doing a bunch of jobs, when he handed some over to her, he had more time to work on Psychonauts. That's the way I read it. I don't think she was trying to say she got the show back on the road or anything. Great article. I admire Tim for all the work he put into creating that 'corporate culture'. It worked. I don't know if anybody here has heard of Innocent Fruit Smoothies, but the Innocent company actually has a really similar corporate culture to Double Fine. And they make fruit smoothies. And they pretty much have an info cow. Anybody? -Yufster
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Oh, you're not looking on the good side of things. Sure, my thumb might ache as though there's a little ice-covered mountain range deep in my bone marrow... but I'll get pampered and showered with attention later on because I am 'ill' and 'dying' and 'my thumb hurts'. See, you gotta look at these things in the long run. - Yufster
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My right thumb is currently broken/badly injured after a daring rescue on the full length mirror in the bathroom. The mirror is safe, as is my left thumb and the next seven years of my life. - Yufster
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hmm Clicky there are some interesting reactions in this thread; from the horrified to the disgusted and uncaring... but generally, imo, advertising in planetisde is not the greatest idea of all time.