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That is the best thing I've ever seen to come out of E3, what a piss take - this takes balls fucking genius.

haha fail.

little sausages? I think you've been duped, we eat normal sausages.

WTF

This is the best one

from http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/06/blog-post.html

IRL or in game?

it's not all good news on there apparently:

yeah i don't see why not BUYER BEWARE etc

Meh San andreas was bloated and the content was too thinly spread out over that insanely huge space. Plus it was filled with annoying things like having to eat, not to get health back but to not die from starvation. Also when you moved areas it kind of just.... dumped all the stuff you'd done previously like take over a ghetto with your gang - oh no that doesn't matter any more... now youre in san Francisco! you could buff up and get a hockey mask and get pink hair and go about looking like a fucking mentalist though, so plus points there.

genius

Go go Tanukitsune

Check out the images from my blog post for some awesome sauce. http://www.gamingfascist.com/?p=81

It's like double dash with all the good stuff removed, and a control system based on the wii mote means that things are hugely dumbed down - power sliding is now automatic for instance. Using the wiimote to steer actually isnt enjoyable, it's clumsy and yeah it makes your arms tired very quickly, plus we've all already played games using a steering wheel before... and plugging in the gamecube controller instantly makes you cry. oh and you need to unlock everything in single player, youcan't even play it through as a team to unlock things Considering it isnt a graphical leap up from double dash, plus it seems to have features removed, i'm just gonna keep DD on hand for those mario kart urge party times. I'm down on it far more than it deserves probably errr, yeah. ¬¬

Good call mario kart was utterly terrible, i took it back for a refund, GTA will probably amuse you more, unless you are handicapped or a very young child.

reminds me of this: http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideoplay%3Fdocid%3D6204903272262158881&ei=PGILSP37FoKmQvbM7ZQM&usg=AFQjCNEBMcAtCsnT8brgx7lQ09d6CmrytQ&sig2=KsOwo270CrbEgfECqIDztg also the voice over sounds like mark and jake in a combo man voice.

http://waxy.org/2008/04/milliways_infocoms_unreleased_sequel_to_hitchhikers_guide_to_the_galax/ I haven't read this all yet, but it seems really interesting so far

http://anthems.zdnet.co.uk/anthems/infogrames.mp3 it's that time again. :violin: this reminded me of it: fuck me I love corporate songs., they never cease to fail utterly at every hurdle.

omfg omfg omfg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko51FK1sYMc SHELL'S CORPORATE SONG I've never heard this one, this is pure genius. i need a bucket...... also the classic and completely acceptable

Omfg it's Axl Bronstring rocking out for Europe, maybe he will stage a benefit gig for all the people with raped wallets. \m/ \m/

someone's mom bought them a pooter for christmas.

AVOIREZ UNE PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS BONNE ANNIVERSAIRE, OUI? JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE POUR VOUS JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE POUR VOUS JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE POUR NICHOLASSSSS, (pronounced 'Nick-o-lah') JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE POUR VOUS pour il s'a assez bonne homme.... er.... something... la la la... ouauouauauh...

but it's upslacing to '4k' which i assume means 4 mega pixels, 1080p is 2 megapixels, meaning its running at 2160p equivilent, and that isnt the full potential of the system, and hes going to get something custom made so it works with digital shit. Whilst upscaling kinda sucks, if anything could make it good then $6m of equipment probably can hehe i could be wrong there, but why bother if that was not true? plus its beyone 8 channel direcitonal sound it looks like it can produce total 360 immersion, possibly emulated rather than taken from the source? no idea, isnane though! Additionally the range of frequencies it can produce scares me... it is excessive, but it is amazing. i do not endorse it, but i'd like to watch Armageddon on it