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That teaser image is actually creepier if you're familiar with the canon. The Pokémon standing behind the girl is Banette, which is a discarded doll reanimated by intense feelings of vengeance against the child who discarded it. It prowls back alleys and garbage dumps seeking its former owner. Or a Shuppet evolves into it once it reaches level 37, you know, whichever is more likely.

If there are more Pokémon than there are gamergaters I would be just tickled.

Most big animated, action, or sci-fi releases in the last few years have been 2.35:1 (though because of ~shenanigans~ most of those films are actually 2.39:1 or wider and are just referred to as 2.35:1). Classically, every John Carpenter film and the original Halloween are at least 2.35:1 (IIRC), and for some reason every Bollywood movie since like 1970.

I bought another plant. I have no idea what this one is.

I bought a wok. Everything's better when you cook it in a wok, as I've found.

I prefer "Dave Lang's Turnover" as a title.

Hard sci-fi type Teleportation kind of only exists for the benefit of others. The original is still dead and the duplicate is still a new organism, it's just one that your friends and family will recognize. For all intents and purposes the teleporter might as well just be a "builds humans in a different place" machine/suicide booth.

Rodney Greenblat of Parappa the Rapper fame explains some important canon.

They might not want to give it press at all, or wait until the game is released and they can damn it to the bottom of Metacritic. Remember how Giant Bomb was like the only gaming outlet to be angry at that Blackwater game? Maybe Alex Navarro will finally get his chance to give something 0 stars.

I'll be getting the XL because I just can't go back to the smaller screens, but hot damn do I love the smaller units this time around. I want a white one and a billion faceplates.

I'm not really the censoring type, but I think I am definitely okay with people not giving their money to neonazis.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? IT'S SO BRIGHT SO VIVID

it's excellent. I reread my copy recently and it works amazingly well.

How much of a self-deluded scumbag do you have to be to think that you knew Ryan Davis better than his best friends?

New trailer:

Related to Oglaf and Anthony Clark on the previous page, it seems like Gamergaters are reaching out to increasingly irrelevant and uninterested parties to champion support for them and being surprised to learn that people who don't care about video games can pretty clearly see Gamergate for what it is: a hate movement. I guess David Willis' Twitter has been crazy enough to warrant this: It's the alt text that makes it. (I seriously have no idea why they would think Willis would be on their side since he mostly just talks about Transformers and Batman and nearly everyone in the Shortpacked cast is a woman, a POC, LGBT, or some combination thereof)

Super Mario 3D World, Mario Kart 8, Pikmin 3, and Wind Waker HD.

The Engrish is pretty charming and it's a great idea for a product, but if the battery only last half an hour than it's virtually useless. I couldn't even make a grocery store run without nearly completely draining it.

In the same vein:

The ~secret list of games journalists~ who run articles by one another for professional critique and discussion paid off SJW SJW follow the money corruption SJW conflict of interest

Man, those automated Yahoo ads are a little on the nose.

I meant that the harassment took place on his Tumblr, which is mostly just answering anonymous asks about Dota and posting pictures of guinea pigs. For anyone who has no idea who this guy is (like me), all you need to know is:

I like that everyone is all worked up over how stupid "Darth Insanius" is but ignores that "Darth Vader" is almost as stupid. Vader. Invader. He invades.