melmer

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  1. I Had A Random Thought...

    That is amazing! http://store.steampowered.com/app/232430/ Add tag "ghosts" It's not going to fuck up the tagging anymore then it already is We could literally make it the top selling ghost game on steam http://store.steampowered.com/tag/en/ghosts
  2. Gifts - Stuff for Free

    I've got a free insult going if anyone wants it. Just click below to claim it
  3. Tone Control 8: TOM FRANCIS

    Yeah, it's right there you crazy fool (maybe your browser is doing a weird caching thing?) https://www.idlethumbs.net/tonecontrol More importantly Jonathan Blow on the 15th woop woop (I bet that will be a long one)
  4. Will Armstrong currently hard at work on golf ball physics amirite!? huh huh. I've totally sussed it, they're making a golf game Day of the dead golf A mix between grim fandango and Mario golf
  5. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    We need to archive this for future generations of readers. You know... For after the robot uprising I imagine this will be what the average idle thumbs reader will look like in the year 2300 Strangely, in the future, critical thinking in video games is really popular amongst the cannibal crowd. Who knew? If we start now we could do something really special for the 20th anniversary. How difficult do you think it would be to acquire sperm samples of each of the thumbs crew? Picture it, 10 years from now, the 20th anniversary weird thing committee live stream, Sean once again takes the role of opener of the large package that arrived mysteriously in the post. As the package is opened, laughter and joviality quickly changes into stunned looks of horror as we hear a child's voice "hello fathers.....baboo"
  6. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    Magic That single down vote is slightly perplexing. I imagine it's from a jealous member of a rival podcast Hey subbes, embed this in the first post (this is probably the part where you tell me you already have, I'll go check)
  7. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    Can you guys post the archieved twitch stream up on to your youtube channel? More easily accessible/shareable that way
  8. Gone Home from The Fullbright Company

    Gone home in a humble bundle
  9. The Idle Thumbs 10th Anniversary Committee

    This is Chris' first run with his own custom character Blambo you now have to change you name to Blammo
  10. I'd rip it to shreds then sell it on ebay
  11. Fancy boys Fancy boys More fancy boys If you want to speculate about announcements n stuff They tweeted about sending out their first email update next week... Like 2 weeks ago, so I guess that's been put on the back burner. I'd assume the first email update would contain the name of the game with a link to a bare-bones website with some mysterious concept art n shit. So we can all speculate what it is and work ourselves up into a frenzy
  12. Savant Ascent

    Made in 5 weeks by Dpad studio (the guys who are making owl boy) http://www.dpadstudio.com/?p=627 http://savantgame.com/ I've been seeing a lot of buzz about the game today (probably because I follow them on Facebook) people seem to dig it. And it's only $2 Green light just went live: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=166110563 I'll be getting it when it hits the App Store
  13. Savant Ascent

    Just won gamemarkers game of the year award https://twitter.com/YoYoGames/status/432907257974501377 As voted for by da peoples
  14. iOS Gaming

    I have also just bought Eliss infinity, because some on twitter said it was good https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/eliss-infinity/id700971134?mt=8 Haven't played it yet Edit: I would not recommend this game
  15. O M G I think I'm traumatised. That was fantastic
  16. iOS Gaming

    Ooooooosh Beat that
  17. Breckon was majorly bummed out when the scores were flipped in ass blasters
  18. Quitter's Club: Don't be ashamed to quit the game.

    So far this year I have been mostly quitting Contrast PS4 - felt like I was playing a game from the year 1999, and not in a cool retro way do you get me blud (sorry I just watched attack the block, truth) janky controls and floaty platforming inter spliced with irritatingly slow cutscenes showing you where you should be going or you next objective with the camera coming to rest back on your character but waiting a good 5secsonds before giving you back control Borderlands 2 PS3 - why is a game that is all about shooting (and a sequel at that) have such terrible controls? I'm not going to get into the science of first person aiming on a joypad with look speeds and dead zones and whatever. After playing a shooter for a couple of hours I expect to be able to use my thumbs to move a crosshair to a desired location. Is that so much to ask? Outlast PS4 - first off, the bloody light bar on the DS4 controller is ridiculous, I've had to put black tape over it. Really really noticeable in this game, it's almost as if you're shining a touch at your television. The game? I was quite excited to play it as I had never touched any of these amnesia style games, nice atmosphere, a few jump scares, but then I got down into this basement with a silly man walking around wanting to kill me, meh, the game just didn't present enough options for me. It was just irritating. Why can't I fight back against a man the same size/build as me? Not that I wanted to fight really.... I think I'd appreciate it more in the likes of that upcoming alien game, where there's no chance of fighting back, you can't know/understand/question the motives of an alien creature. Also a motion tracker would help immensely, this is what made stalking/hiding palatable in the Last of Us. Also can you quit a game before you even start it? Castlevania: lord of suckow 2 - I was media blackout for this bad boy, super excited for it. There was no doubt in my mind that it was going to be anything less than a very enjoyable video game. Game informer review 6/10 Wha Der Furrr Go ahead and trample all over my dreams why don't you. Let's just reminisce about that after credits cutscene. So good
  19. As I clicked on this news article and the page begin to load I thought to myself "I bet I know which image they've used" and was instantly rewarded