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  1. Take that you stupid horse hahahahhahahahahahaha Why do I keep enlisting muppets

  2. Intoxicated:

    melmer replied to clyde's topic in Idle Banter

    Is Capt. Hastings the name of your cat? I want to get some soju, I heard the other day that soju is the most popular spirt on the planet. It just hasn't hit Europe yet, but it going to take off in a big way in the next few years.

  3. Tone Control is a Podcast!

    melmer replied to Steve's topic in Tone Control Episodes

    Are we making requests? Those brothers who made the witcher series would be fantastic. Get on it Gaynor http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2013/02/08/designing-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt.aspx
  4. How much would Jeff Goldblum cost to be the voice of Henry?

  5. Gone Home from The Fullbright Company

    melmer replied to mikemariano's topic in Video Gaming

    Free advice, turn you underpants inside out and you can get a second wear

  6. Far Cry 4: A grenade rolls down everest

    melmer replied to Boris Stoke's topic in Video Gaming

    Far cry 4: wing suit It's just going to be far cry 3 juiced up to the max brah. You'll play an extreme winter sports enthusiast, thus explaining why you start the game with a wing suit. Wing suit Snowboarding with an Uzi off the side of a mountain, wing suit glide 100ft landing with your ice pick embedded in a dudes neck. Sweet air take down brah, much stealth, so glide, wow Also, if there are elephants in this game that means you can murder elephants in this game. Set a load of claymores, antagonise the herd, then....

  7. Assassins Creed Unity

    melmer replied to melmer's topic in Video Gaming

    Maybe the pirate off shoot game will be more actiony, swashbuckling and what not, and the assassins creed games will be more stealth based assignation games. Who am I kidding, we're getting the exact same shit. This is as good as an AC2 HD Definitive edition Will that huge crowd at the end be inside the sandbox for you to interact with? It'll probably be all smoke and mirrors and ass man will just snap into large crowd mode with a very limited move set
  8. The alien vs predator beat um up is fantastic. Also Sunset riders is an absolute must! I'm trying to think what else I used to play... Xmen vs street fighter with a keyboard the metal slug games. Toki

  9. Free to play: The Movie

    melmer replied to melmer's topic in Video Gaming

    Sean and Olly will be there.... Although isn't olly back in England. I really should get that tracking device fixedJust run towards them with your thumbs up, frothing from the mouth, they'll know you're a reader Actually, if you get a chance scream in Sean's face "one, two, three, four, I declare an idle thumbs war" and make a vine of his reaction. Thanks ....Oh shoot I'm a day late
  10. So I had to google "how do I level up". I know this is dark souls but that's some seriously vague shit. Bad game design, I'm calling it. Oh and tomorrow I think I'm going to have to google "how do I become human again"
  11. Yeah me too! After the concept art blog post, IGN article and tit bits from Sean's GDC talk. It all sounds amazing.... Like evolution in gaming and yet at the same time it doesn't feel over ambitions. I have faith they can delivery on what's promised. Was Sean's GDC talk recorded? Also, I want to play this on my PS4 with the playstation VR headset around October 2015. Just throwing it out there Oh and another thing, if you pull some xbox indie console exclusive BS I'll fucking disown you.

  12. Post your face!

    melmer replied to Hermie's topic in Idle Banter

    Berlin

  13. Gone Home from The Fullbright Company

    melmer replied to mikemariano's topic in Video Gaming

    Steve has really nice teeth
  14. First person!? I thought that guy was joking earlier.... Huh, was not expecting that
  15. This game isn't going to have any real 'fire', the fire in the title is a metaphor for Henry's rage. The rage that has destroyed his life and the reason why he's ended up here, alone... Or is heeeeeeee Oh and that woman on the phone is a figment of his imagination ;P Ok media blackout! Ah I'm never going to get to play it anyway. 2015? Maybe I'll have a Steambox by then It looks and sounds fantastic! For reals though.
  16. ...which only he has the power to fight, with an axe!
  17. The watch tower doesn't have a ladder FLAWED!
  18. Check your emails! (Or just click here http://camposanto.cmail1.com/t/ViewEmail/i/A406BFD4B211E4F1/B95D42D6CEFA20AD2540EF23F30FEDED )
  19. Mmm nice font
  20. We've got to get to the high hide I don't get it? Why would Hammond send two teams

  21. The Dancing Thumb (aka: music recommendations)

    melmer replied to Wrestlevania's topic in Idle Banter

    The Skrillex album... if that floats your boat https://soundcloud.com/soundisstyle/sets/skrillex-recess-album
  22. Performance on the two consoles 360 - Expect nearly nonstop screen tears (highlighted in red on the screen edges) PS3 - No tearing, but dips down to 20 fps
  23. How do you guys think the game looks? Did any of the reviews slam the game for looking ugly? There's a huge thread on gaf about how the graphics have been downgraded. Obviously they've had to do it to keep the frame rate down/performance up, but it kinda sucks. http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=781625&page=100000 If I was you guys I'd wait for the PC version. I don't know why I care so much about this, the way the game looks hasn't been a deal breaker for any of the reviewers. Is it likely that this is coming to PS4? I may just wait till then to play it properly

  24. Post your face!

    melmer replied to Hermie's topic in Idle Banter

    I'm annoyed that I mostly forget to take a "miserably twat" photo when I go away. Those are all from a few years ago. I'll have to remember this weekend when I'm in Berlin. Perhaps 40 years from now I could publish a book

  25. Post your face!

    melmer replied to Hermie's topic in Idle Banter

    London Dominican Republic Hong Kong