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Your right, I'm finding it pretty easy. I've just whacked the difficulty up to hard. I just witnessed world war three between man and Komodo dragon Oh and the best loot I've found so far is 'a photo of a dwarf'

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Hi, I'm Will I am, I will be your guide

So thumbs, what would you like to see in a sequel? I'd like to focus on where the story could go (spoilers from the outset if you haven't finished the game yet) Jump the story forward 10 years, 17 year old Empress Emily is a damaged character, (dead mother, kidnapped, lived in a whore house for 6 months, witnessed trusted allies murdering each other) she's became a hard ruler who cares nothing for her people, the only love and affection she shows is to her father and advisor Covor. Since Piero Joplin and Sokolov have been working together they've created a new energy source, (good old fashioned oil dug up from beneath the sea perhaps) and the city of Dunwall has became very rich. But the Class divide still remains and is worse then ever. The game starts with Corvo's only friend Samuel the boat man dying mysteriously trying to deliver a cryptic message meant only for Corvo's ears Emily delivers the message to her father that there is a plot to murder her and overthrow her reign So Down to the the meat and potatoes of the game, missions to find out more about this assassination plot. The missions themselves won't be assassination mission just information gathering, but you'll learn throughout each mission that the people you are investigating are deplorable and all in there own way deserve death. For example one mission you'd be tasked with gathering information on a wealthy surgeon who turns out to be Dunwalls very own jack the ripper The twist in the tale is that Emily is now the big bad, learning that you aren't her real father!! she's become a devotee of the outsider and has used you to take out a bunch of heretics... (this being the actual message Samuel is trying to deliver to you) Fake information about overthrowing the empress being planted on them by Emily's slave. A son of a whore she befriended whilst being held captive at the cat house. He became besotted with her, and shes used him changing him into her own personal ninja spy. (He'll keep popping up unexplained throughout the game like G-man in half life.) Then the second twist. She actually wants to steal the outsiders power and become a god. The outsider has been weakened by you murdering his most devote followers who weren't heretics after all. These followers needed to be killed by you of your own choosing for it to work... you being the outsiders golden boy and all So by choosing to murder all the targets throughout the game you doom the world by creating an new evil bitch demigod Oh what a tangled web i've wove

The first image, I haven't a clue? Just saw it on gaf. Instant classic. The second in from some Japanese gambling game (I think) I remember the first time I saw it I almost wet myself

Just seen it for Xbox/ps3 in sainsburys (uk) for £30. Bargain! Mines in the post, should get it tomorrow

Oh and tree went up yesterday Ding a ling a ling a ding dong ding And we're all set for tomorrow...but which ones mine?

I've just bought my Christmas jumper http://www.darkbunnytees.com/products/die-hard-christmas-jumper-red.html

Ha, that's very cool.

I have since discovered there were multiple endings it was a real SHUT THE FRONT DOOR moment.

I sunk a couple of hours into it last night and it was alot better, you just have to get through the linear handholdy first 6-7 hours. I would actually recommend not exploring or anything just go straight to each objective. The world is completely empty until you don the assassin outfit with Connor

Giant master chief helmet tank gun does fire. You paint targets for it and it blows shit up. Mostly in cut scenes, I can't actually remember if there's any real time shit blowing though. Admittedly I didn't enjoy fighting against the alien skull dudes. They're fucking hard. I'd waste all I'm ammo trying to pick off the flying things. Then i would end up just charging at the knights, spray and pray, just hoping they'd die before the magazine ran out. This was all on heroic. There's a floating barge part near the end that's was really tough. I may have given up if I was playing legendary And those new grenades of which i seemed to have an infinite amount are absolutely dog shit

It did't help that I didn't realise I could whistle for a horse for the first few hours. Lots of wading slowly through snow I love the stats that keep popping up. You have started 1 riot, you are in the top 50% of players. There must be a a lot of people they gave up on this game early on.

Like I'm about 9 hours in and the game has only just opened up around the 8 hour mark.

Set it in the future. Laser beams!

If they're making another 'dishonoured' game, they have to use the outsider again. Probably flesh him out more. Perhaps the outsider is actually a psychic whale, that only appears to you in human form so not to freak you out. They'll keep the same art style for sure.

I think you're being a little harsh, i mean come on! Fat princess vs parappa the rapper vs kill zone soldier vs a clown with his head on fire is a grudge match for the ages! that looks hawt!

Has that snowman always been in this image?

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Dishonored: Dunwall City Trials DLC will be released December 11 http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2012/11/dishonored-dunwall-city-trials-dlc-will.html?m=1

cornichons are mini cucumbers. I've just realised that I keep a jar of pickled cucumber foetuses in my fridge :/ don't tell Santa The jar of pickles was larger and cheaper, but I have to be honest, I was kinda intimerdated by the size of them. I like my pickled root vegitables to be dainty