melmer

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  1. Two and a half men is terrible! (am i doing this right)
  2. The Hobbit...

    Ha, the poster was in Elvish. Cool
  3. Fresh Kickstarter Compendium Extraordinaire

    Bravo I like that they give you the option whether or not to paint pants on the warrior woman. Me personally, I'd leave the ass bare but then lose half a pot of dark brown wash all up in that crack Warhammer 40K missed a fucking trick
  4. Fresh Kickstarter Compendium Extraordinaire

    You actually have to build and paint the figures yourself so you could just leave some of the breasts off
  5. Yeah I should of mentioned 'don't watch the video'. slip on a bit of ice, 3 seconds later you and your car are utterly obliterated by an 18 wheeler. I was expecting a close shave video /sad face
  6. Fresh Kickstarter Compendium Extraordinaire

    Can a demon slug penis monster have too many breasts?
  7. BioShock Infinite

    You're absolutely right keep feeding that fire. By Jove ken is a darstadly genius Ken should say next week that since the VGA trailer and the backlash they've enlarged her breasts further to get some continuity between them and bookers monster hands As for booker... He looks different in every image I've seen of him, he's changed from a pretty boy with floppy hair to don draper in the space of six months
  8. BioShock Infinite

    I seriously think he needs to ignore all this bullshit and just stay true to his art, stop trying to appease everyone one and explaining every action Maybe the only reason people are complaining so much is because they know they can get a reaction out of him. If irrational games just unapologetically stone walled all these fuckers would there be as much hoohar?!? tits! deal with it
  9. Dark Souls(Demon's Souls successor)

    Yes please, it became a massive turn off when you hit Lv60 in dark souls and i would pump an experience point in to strength or dexterity and none of my fucking stats would change!!! fuck you from i need to see numbers change to feel a sense of a achievement (preferably with a little jingle or fan fair)
  10. Return of the Steam Box!

    Damnnnnn HL3 exclusive on the steam box. I would have to buy one, no if's or but's a guaranteed sale. wow if they did that DAYUMMM
  11. Return of the Steam Box!

    upload a couple of days ago...this is the first i've seen of it. I love the first comment on the article if this come out before the next box and ps4 i'd probably pick one up so i could play all these PC indie games i'm missing, i'd imagine it would be pretty cheap. It would steal all of OUYAs thunder reasonably priced download only games, and all the steam sales and such like. Its the future innit. It can happen sooner or later but it will happen
  12. Life

    Is that what you tell the cheerleader squad chained up in your basement. You will desire me....YOU WILL OVERCOME
  13. Fresh Kickstarter Compendium Extraordinaire

    Just found this on the games website
  14. The Dancing Thumb (aka: music recommendations)

    New fucking Tomahawk ooooooooooooosh https://www.facebook.com/Tomahawkband Tomahawk is back! Where were they? What were they doing? Is this a reunion? Who are they now? What's next? So many questions. Here are those answers and more! Tomahawk took a break to discover the many truths of the universe. They also uncovered several non truths. They were primarily holed up in a special place similar to the many caves in the mountains of Appalachia. They found time to create the new tunes that make up their new record "Oddfellows" that will be released worldwide in January 2013 on Ipecac Recordings. This is not a reunion... unless that means they will make more money. So what does all of this mean? Ok, we will allow this final question. It means that Tomahawk is back! Rock and roll will be saved and destroyed. They plan to play live shows for the first time since 2003 and are willing to go anywhere as long as they can get a warm bed with cold pillows, a square meal and a boatload of cash. No UK dates yet... but they're playing San Francisco twice! i fully expect the thumbs to be in attendances http://tickets.gamh.com/evinfo.php?eventid=263831&r=affi&u=255051
  15. BioShock Infinite

    I've played enough video games to know that in ye olden times wenches had their norks spilling out all over the shit I saw that Ken actually had to go on record about this and say that its just a costume she wears at the beginning of the game and not a whole new look
  16. Fresh Kickstarter Compendium Extraordinaire

    holy shit! 2 days in and already 1,647% funded, $576,773 pledged (more than double what godus has made) for a BOARD GAME. what is this? http://www.kickstart...er?ref=category WOWZA my mistake, it launched Nov 22. but still wowza
  17. Sportsfriends!

    holy shit! 2 days in and already 1,647% funded, $576,773 pledged (more than double what godus has made) for a BOARD GAME. what is this? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster?ref=category i'll post this in the kickstarter thread...
  18. Sportsfriends!

    So how does kickstarter work? Does kickstarter hold on to the money until the 30 days are over, and if it doesn't meet it's target it doesn't release the monies? If that is the case, i heard a game project missed it's target by $30 a while back...you would total just put the money in yourself poor old pete, godus just ain't happening...if only he never released that stupid cube game this may have reached its target?!? http://www.kickstart...us?ref=category
  19. 15mins of fame followed shortly by a firery death
  20. Fifty shades generator

    http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com This thing is hilarious, never fails to amuse
  21. Spaceteam

    It's FREE! Sweet.
  22. The Hobbit...

    So just googled public enemy, I actually saw that at the cinema. it was 30fps, I didn't know that at the time and I think I remember thinking it looked a little fake... Almost too real Eeek. Maybe 97.3% then
  23. Psychopaths are abundant on Russian roads http://www.animalnewyork.com/2012/russian-dashcam/