melmer

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  1. BioShock Infinite

    A top 10 video game asses list and not a mention of Sean, jake or Chris? You guys were robbed! x
  2. hey! I copyrighted that name back in 94 I rented and replayed the HD sotc quite recently. Bizzarly i felt like i had more trouble with some of the colossi this time round. When i played it originally i must have been in my peak gaming zen state, my brain has slowly turned to mush since then ...and i got a hell of a lot more lizards this time round! I guess the HD upgrade helped me see them better, i don't think i even released you could kill them on my first playthrough
  3. This one might sting a bit, but i'm sorry guys The Parent Trap ain't all that
  4. General Video Game Deals Thread

    so ITS YOU who's been drinking my blood reserves. I should have know
  5. Polygon (internet website)

    To be fair, if i had all that free shit i'd probably be bragging about it too ;P
  6. Polygon (internet website)

    how random is that? Polygon cribs. I'm gaming set up is literally a beanbag and a tele propped up on my xbox and streetfighter fight stick boxes
  7. BioShock Infinite

    There seems to be a never ending supply of interviews and previews running at the moment, seems like everyone and their mother has played the first 3-4 hours (including Jonathan Ross for some reason) I don't want to read any of it, i want to be infinitely unspoilt (see what i did there ) Just read the article, explains why she has giant over exaggerated features...so you can see her facial expressions from a distance. So what was so good about Alyx Vance? i don't really remember her doing much... Which is probably a good thing as if she was constantly getting in my way i'd sure to remember her for all the wrong reasons
  8. BioShock Infinite

    Gigadity gigadity (i'm actually deeply embarrassed about having this image on my screen at work, scroll quicklyyy)
  9. General Video Game Deals Thread

    i've got my finger on the pulse innit If you cut me, i bleed video game deals (this has actually been quite troublesome in the past, i have to wear a Medical ID Alert Bracelet and everything, my blood type is VG- which is quite rare)
  10. General Video Game Deals Thread

    Free "Halfbrick Studios" iphone games for one day only! Fruit ninja etc. https://itunes.apple...ios/id356994313 http://appshopper.co...rt=name&dir=asc Also double fine ios game Middle Manager of Justice Available Now for Free! http://www.doublefin...e_now_for_free/ (i will probably never load any of these up )
  11. General Video Game Deals Thread

    You can get metro for free this weekend, just have to like there Facebook page Http://Www.freemetrogame.com
  12. Far Cry 3

    So I hit the second island in style earlier today. I spent a couple of hours blazing through the story missions. Im loving the second island so far, more mountainous, less vegetation, reminds me of New Zealand (or my imagined perception of the place) it mixes up the gameplay a little too which I think should sustain me to see the game through to its conclusion
  13. Things That Improve Your Life

    Sorry
  14. The Hobbit...

    He said the film wasted to much time at the beginning so when it got to the darker parts there wasn't enough time to build any suspense so scenes that could've been scary, weren't Don't shoot the messenger I have no interest in seeing this movie whatsoever x
  15. Life

    I remember the first time I tasted a hersheys kiss, expecting a luxurious and smooth choclate like galaxy... Dear god that is some fake ass nasty choc choc
  16. The Hobbit...

    The bbc review show didn't like it so much. They all disliked the first hour and said the film had no suspense
  17. Things That Improve Your Life

    http://m.io9.com/5968406/oculus-rift-vr-headset-to-be-used-in-sinful-robots-erotic-encounters-video-game
  18. BioShock Infinite

    I actually laughed out loud
  19. Woah that's a proper tank. The only way the game would work is if they did a 'mega man 9' and make it 100% retro graphics and sounds It wouldn't be dizzy without walking out of one screen then on to the next
  20. The trailers awesome. Watch now yes I originally thought it would be survival horror type game, I was like "awesome, somebody pushing video games in new and unexpected avenues... " oh it's metal gear. Still awesome! But being that its metal gear I'm sure not to understand most of what is going on
  21. BioShock Infinite

    Elizabeth better feature on the disk art or so help me god!
  22. Journey (thatgamecompany's next thing)

    It's less game, more experience (but what is game) I think having played flower leveled my expectations, I kind of guessed there wouldn't be much in the way of controls.
  23. Jesus Christ this game was impossible for my tiny 7year old mind, bird seed to kill the birds!? Mind blown That could possibly be the worst case of 'back tracking' in a game I've ever witnessed.
  24. See, I never would've got that. So it's a proper proper adventure game. Maybe just get the voice over man in the next trailer to say "it's a proper proper adventure game with combining items n shit...I promise" Not saying a trailer needs to show everything about a game for it to be successful and arose interest. But showing a single puzzle getting solved by a couple of characters in different ways would help dum dums like me understand what I'm spending my Xbox coins on. Or perhaps the world just isn't ready yet. The human mind needs to evolve before it can fully comprehend what is inside "the cave"tm