spdiscus Posted March 30, 2014 From the Twitch chat - I actually didn't catch as much as I'd hoped. Started after the Bay talk. Rehash whatever you remember. We'll start the Kickstarter in a few hours. Chris Remo's Spelunky Daily Challenge ChrisRemo playing Spelunky Mrshmearo: lmao Mrshmearo: this music Thecineaste03: What would an art house version of Spelunky be like Lebloc: I like that Chris is inadvertently giving us material for the Bay film. Shia's jetpack explodes. He looks at his hand with the cursed glove, which he can't remove. "I guess it's good I have this glove..." Loiosh: some speed running influence there Tychocelchuuu: Yeah, that's pretty much perfect Loiosh: "nononononononono" - shia Thecineaste03: Lol Lebloc: Haha! Tychocelchuuu: "DON'T WALK TO THE DOG" Tychocelchuuu: BOOM Tychocelchuuu: Great dramatic moment Thecineaste03: Shakey cam Turgidbolk: Oh god, Spelunky horror film Blair Witch Project style Turgidbolk: Every level is a dark level Thecineaste03: Oh god Mrshmearo: vomit farming? Thecineaste03: "Do you guys see him?" Thecineaste03: "OH MY GOD" Loiosh: -sniff- I'm so scared -sniff- Thecineaste03: They start running Thecineaste03: And you can see Thecineaste03: A teleport croc Thecineaste03: Behind them Loiosh: It's coming from inside the cave! Lebloc: Nothing but Giant Spider dark levels. Secretasianmann: needs a wicker man style bees scene Gritfish: guys Gritfish: GUYS Thecineaste03: Yes? Turgidbolk: Gritfish get that flashlight out of my face, god Turgidbolk: WHAT Loiosh: lol Loiosh: that poor dog Thecineaste03: The art house film based on Spelunky would be called Thecineaste03: Spéléologie Thecineaste03: Because that's spelunk in french Turgidbolk: Haha Thecineaste03: ART. Thecineaste03: *spelunking in french Turgidbolk: Kind of a Run Lola Run recurring thing Thecineaste03: With a sad french man narrating over it Yamayamadingdong: okay, did he forgo the jetpack or did it get crushed on the moai level? Yamayamadingdong: just got here Tychocelchuuu: Crushed Mrshmearo: the book? no? Turgidbolk: Just a man repeatedly dying beyond his control and being resurected Tychocelchuuu: He killed himself via one of those falling platforms Mrshmearo: oh niceee Yamayamadingdong: wow that is so silly Loiosh: I didn't need that platform anyways - Chris Thecineaste03: Perfect Tycho, the movie would be about the monotony of life symbolized by the ever changing levels Mrshmearo: yama Thecineaste03: "I die and die..." Yamayamadingdong: hey shmearo Mrshmearo: yo Thecineaste03: Olmec represents the Spelunker's inner demons Mrshmearo: #beatklepek Lilpmo: BAD END Jamesgrosch: nicely done Thecineaste03: lol Turgidbolk: Eventually he discovers there is a Jungle level and is puzzled Turgidbolk: Then goes on a surrealistic journey into his own mind as he uncovers more strange environments Loiosh: wow that jump, brave Thecineaste03: Spelunky, a David Lynch film Lebloc: David Lynch's Spelunky would certainly visit the Worm Thecineaste03: Who would be the obligatory white faced creepy guy Thecineaste03: In the movie... Thecineaste03: OH ***, THE GHOST, OF COURSE Mrshmearo: chris "oops" remo Thecineaste03: He'd be the creepy guy who pops up and says cryptic *** Mrshmearo: The Ghost says " Im at your apartment right now" Thecineaste03: And then he sings a Roy Orbison song Thecineaste03: In all honesty, if there was a Spelunky movie Thecineaste03: I'd like the Paranorman people to do it Mrshmearo: nicely donee Loiosh: Nicely done Yamayamadingdong: i managed to get the plasma cannon into the city of gold on this daily and died right after i died to a hawk man throwing me into a mummy Snipehockey: bravely done Thecineaste03: I always imagine a Spelunky movie stop motion Mrshmearo: that really stunk man Spdiscus: should grab one of those capes Mrshmearo: vlads cape hype?? Mrshmearo: wonder if hes used it before? loll Loiosh: lil remo bat Turgidbolk: He used it once Lebloc: I've seen him use it at least once Mrshmearo: oh ok Thecineaste03: Count Remo of Wansley Manor Tychocelchuuu: Vlad attacks the heroes, it looks like maybe he has killed the main character, and a shadowy figure appears wearing the cape Tychocelchuuu: But it turns out just to be Shia LaBeaouf Thecineaste03: haha Tychocelchuuu: Who has taken the cape from a vanquished Vlad Turgidbolk: Nice Thecineaste03: No no Thecineaste03: He plaigarized it Tychocelchuuu: hah Mrshmearo: i wish patrick still played this Thecineaste03: The last line of the movie Thecineaste03: Shia Laboof stands alone Thecineaste03: In the hell level Thecineaste03: "I *** up" Lebloc: He has a bag over his head with "I'm not a Spelunker anymore" Thecineaste03: FIN. Lilpmo: Patrick said he would consider CK2, I'd like to see that Fooms: vlads cape has such weird sound effect Mrshmearo: whats that? Lebloc: Yes, it does Mrshmearo: crusader kings Secretasianmann: I like it Mrshmearo: ? Lilpmo: yeah Snipehockey: crusader kings will eat away peoples lives Mrshmearo: how would work as a lets play on giantbomb? I just got it on steam Mrshmearo: during the sale Mrshmearo: havent touched it yet Thecineaste03: I hope someone screencapped our Spelunky Michael Bay conversation Thecineaste03: That *** needs to be patented n *** Tychocelchuuu: Jesus Lilpmo: Chris and Nick played it on a stream a while back on the Idle Thumbs twitch Turgidbolk: Chris and Nick Breckon played it on the Idle Thumbs channel for a bit Lebloc: That dodge was crazy close Turgidbolk: It's all on Youtube as well Fooms: Yama easy peasy with a shotgun Mrshmearo: yayyyyy Tychocelchuuu: And just like that, Shia triumphs Lebloc: Congrats, Chris! Loiosh: grats, Chris Spdiscus: nice work Getwhitey: Nice run Remo! Fooms: no rubies? Mrshmearo: BEAT REMO?? Turgidbolk: It's true, keyboard makes you a better player Yamayamadingdong: gg Thecineaste03: Yo won...BUT AT WHAT COST?! Thecineaste03: BWAAAAA, Thecineaste03: S P E L U N K Y Thecineaste03: A Christopher Nolan film Turgidbolk: Money isn't important anyway Secretasianmann: you win this round Remo Getwhitey: thanks for streaming Loiosh: Spemento Secretasianmann: but I'll get you next time! Loiosh: It plays in reverse Loiosh: It starts with the death in Hell Thecineaste03: Lol Secretasianmann: NEXT TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Thecineaste03: Perfect Lebloc: Spementos -- the fresh maker. Udimsumulosesum: thanks Chris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuart Posted March 30, 2014 Awww, ya didn't catch the beginning of the conversation. Most of this is just post-Michael Bay Spelunky conversation. Oh well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites