Joewintergreen Posted May 22, 2013 So today I found two bucks under my couch, so I thought I'd buy some Max Payne 3 DLC. Specifically the one that lets you use their terrible Max Payne 1 player model in multiplayer. What I wasn't expecting is they recorded new dialogue just for that DLC. It turns out, they took a bunch of lines from Max's inner monologue in the first two games and made him scream the same lines at his opponents. It is incredible and awful and surreal and amazing. Flying through the air, I kill three dudes. Max screams "AS SURELY AS THE BULLET RIPS THROUGH THE VICTIM'S FLESH, ORGAN AND BONE, IT SHATTERS THE IMAGE OF THE MAN WHO PRESSES THE TRIGGER!!!!" It felt like a Thumbs joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted September 4, 2013 I bought this game at some point, and since I recently read GTA V will take some cues from the combat in Max Payne 3, I thought I'd give it a whirl. Man, what a obnoxious game. The idiotic dialogue, incessant xtreme video effects and dialogue pop-ups are just the worst. It's like watching the Parks and Recreations intro on a loop. I hope GTA V doesn't take too many pages from Max Payne 3's metaphorical book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted September 6, 2013 Haha, what's wrong with the Parks and Rec intro? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
