Wrestlevania Posted April 8, 2008 What an agonisingly, hair-rippingly, piss-boilingly, lazy, bare-faced, cheap, gimmicky piece of utter fanboy pandering shite! After luring you in with a more than passable story for the first 90 minutes or so, the game suddenly dumps you in front of a terminal and says, "here's a fuck-tonne of missions to do, you slavish, FF fanboy cock-end, you--and they're all completely disconnected! Off you go, you pleb! PS: We gots your dollar." AAAAAARGH!!! Hate, hate, HATE! If you've any self respect at all, avoid this game like the mother-fucking plague. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted April 8, 2008 wouldn't Crisis Whore be more close to the truth? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted April 8, 2008 So it's not good then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted April 8, 2008 If you mean in the same way bubonic plague was "not good" for about 50% of European inhabitants at the time, then yes. It's fucking awful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted April 9, 2008 Missions? ARH! I hate mission based RPGS! After the first 20 missions it's all a monotonous blur! And me thinking this would be the game to get me back to not hating Squarenix.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted April 10, 2008 Well, don't get too downhearted, the game is getting pretty decent reviews elsewhere. Not groundbreaking, to be sure, but solid. Its current Metacritic score is 85%, for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted April 10, 2008 If it's anything like Monster Hunter or Tales of the World, then I'll get bored of it REALLY fast! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted April 10, 2008 Monster Hunter must be played in multiplayer to get the most long-term enjoyment out of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
